Kenny: Im horny af.
Jeremy: Get some heavens from Britney, that shit had me absolutely levitating. My soul left the earth for a minute.
Jeremy: Get some heavens from Britney, that shit had me absolutely levitating. My soul left the earth for a minute.
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half-shoe heaven can also be achieved by putting ones hands into a pair of ugg slippers.
half-shoe heaven can also be achieved by putting ones hands into a pair of ugg slippers.
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The HR lady would not leave Paul alone till he gave in to going down on her. The only problem was that when his nose got a wiff of her he started to dry heavin on the clam.
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Get the dry heavin on the clam mug.Located in SouthEast Idaho, there is a small town called Shelley. This town is known mostly for being full of super oppressive Mormons that secretly all have sex with each other and pretend they're perfect in public. But, from the oppression came passion among those that refused to be held down any more. Queef Heaving was born! After the first annual competition, even the goody-goodies decided to join in!
To Heave a Queef, you take a potato and lodge it into your vagina. Forcing a glorious queef, you send the potato flying! Furthest potato wins.
Because, as I mentioned earlier, a lot of people in Shelley are super sexually deviant when they think nobody is watching, the Mormon women don't usually do very well. Their sloppy cooches can't properly form the seal around the potatoes required for true power. But it doesn't stop them from trying!
Boys play this game, not with their anuses. But with special, custom prosthetic vaginas that they wear over their penises.
If you think I'm making this up, try googling it. Seriously.
To Heave a Queef, you take a potato and lodge it into your vagina. Forcing a glorious queef, you send the potato flying! Furthest potato wins.
Because, as I mentioned earlier, a lot of people in Shelley are super sexually deviant when they think nobody is watching, the Mormon women don't usually do very well. Their sloppy cooches can't properly form the seal around the potatoes required for true power. But it doesn't stop them from trying!
Boys play this game, not with their anuses. But with special, custom prosthetic vaginas that they wear over their penises.
If you think I'm making this up, try googling it. Seriously.
"Hey Brianna, are you going to be entering the Queef Heaving competition this year?"
"Of course, Lana. It's my favorite day of the year!"
"Of course, Lana. It's my favorite day of the year!"
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Get the Jewish heaven mug.When the number of times centenarians are encouraged to get vaccinated and boosted within a certain time frame is based on the sum of the digits of their age (not exceeding half a dozen jabs) in order to prolong their longevity on this side of eternity—for instance, a 102-year-old person would be jabbed at least three times, compared to a 103-year-old folk who would be shot no less than four times.
A nursing home has three senior residents aged 102, 103, and 104, respectively. Based on pre-heaven vaccination guidelines, what is the least number of shots the trio are expected to receive in due course?
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