randy haynes

an awesome guy that can do anything

that guy is just like randy haynes

by zeacron January 24, 2009

ur aunty haunty

The absolute thing you could say to someone, it is worse than your mom gay, your dad lesbian, your granny tranny, and your grandpap a trap. It causes the receiver of the curse to instantly die.

Guy 1: ur gay
Guy 2: ur mom gay lol
Guy 1: ur dad lesbian
Guy 2: ur granny tranny
Guy 1: ur grandpap a trap
Guy 2: ur aunty haunty
Guy 1: *dies instantly*

by nauroodle March 15, 2018

Haunt

A good looking girl, at least 18 years old.

Originated in the South West of Ireland.

That girl over there is some haunt!

She's haunty out!

by Cabbs August 27, 2008

hantoun job

to lick the pussy smiling with your tongue out going up and down with your eyes shut tight

i gave her a hantoun job yesterday she came all over my face

by BAL69696969 February 17, 2010

Haunted

Troy Hall on USC campus, room 303. George Lucas himself stayed in this room along with another man named Jeff during their sophomore years as students at USC. Story goes that both took a trip to Hawaii together and took a helicopter ride over the volcanoes one beautiful day. George saw a beautiful volcanic rock sitting in arms reach from the helicopter, he decided to grab it and take it back and set it in the room. Weeks later a tragic accident happened when Jeff picked up the rock and it spewed hot magma all over his face, deforming it forever. Jeff was secretly furious at George. After a while George became aware of this hatred. Time passed and due to the heavy toxins absorbed from the rock, Jeff was put on a breathing tube. On a rainy afternoon during move out, Jeff pulled his oxygen tube and died in room 303. Since then frequent occurrences are seen such as unexplained objects moving, pictures or objects falling from walls, faucets being turned on automatically, and furniture being constantly moved.

My girlfriend lived in this room and had a lot of problems with possessions going missing. She had the RA check out the room and when the RA found nothing she went to USC student housing, which they told her no other rooms were available. Since no destructive damage nor physical threatening issues were reported, they said there was nothing they could do. I myself witnessed a few weird things in the room...very scary. Haunted!

by George Jeff August 25, 2010

Haunted Dutchman

Using your dead wife's hand to give yourself a Dutch Rudder

"I came home and found my wife dead on the floor, so I went for the Haunted Dutchman to get one last nut before I called the cops."

by rachaelk28 July 30, 2015

Haystack

When a man or woman's ass hair is so unruly and long that it tangles and prevents penetration or pooping.

You should've seen Wyatt's haystack last night. My dick got tangled in it.

by Seamypick July 11, 2016