handihole

Somebody is who is handicapped and is an asshole about it.

That guy who purposely bumps you in the shins with his motorized wheelchair (then laughs in your face) every time you see him in line at the coffee shop is a fucking handihole!

by boco September 30, 2007

Handicap Slap

A game in which people look for cars with handicap tags . Whoever sees one first gets to pick someone in the car to slap while yelling, "Handicap SLAP!!!!"

Liz sees a handicap sticker on a car and yells, "Handicap SLAP!" while slapping Jason on the arm. He then turns to her and says, "Oh, its ON now!!'

by Lizzywiz April 22, 2010

handing

Handing; The act of touching ones self with a prosthetic hand.

"did you hear someone was caught handing them self in the bathroom"

by CrimsonIce May 20, 2016

hannitized

(verb) To clean up a messy situation with a softball interview, typically conducted by Sean Hannity.

Palin got hannitized after she insighted violence. It happened to be an exclusive interview.

by Weigal January 17, 2011

handicap

to give your man a blow job or hand job to make him come earlier in the evening in hopes that he will last longer later in the evening, increasing your chances of getting off; An act to make him come now to level the playing field for later sex, similar to a handicap score in golf

I knew that we would be out drinking late and wanted him to fuck me good later so I gave him a handicap in the car on the way from dinner to the bar. When we got home home later he was able to give it to me for an hour.

by hesterprynne221 December 7, 2011

Hannitized for your Protection

When Sean Hannity scrubs and disinfects truth from current events so you can view them the way Fox "News" wants you to, liberated from facts or nuance or context and common sense, reports of these events are said to be “Hannitized for your Protection”.

I was watching the CNN report on the war in Libya and realized it had been Hannitized for your Protection.

by W.I. Tobedone June 18, 2011

Hannish

A language made up of mainly English vocabulary but interspersed with words that are a mixture of English and Spanish. These words, when Google searched, can be translated to Spanish. They are used rather than the Spanish as they are more memorable...e.g I'm going to Fingerola. This is a Hannish word for 'Fuengirola'.

Invented in Britain's oldest recorded town, Colchester, by a famous weaver called Hannah, from which the word is derived.

Do you speak Hannish?

by Wordsofthewise6 August 20, 2018