hamilton

Fucking stanky hellhole. Two major steel companies reside in this shitty industrial city in Southern Ontario. These companies dump innumerable amounts of shit into Lake Ontario - where dead fish now line the shores.

"Dude, where do you live?"
"Hamilton."
".... Shit man. I'm sorry."

by Andrewkk October 23, 2005

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Hamilton Surprise

A surprise involving penetrating someone's asshole with a pre-frozen turd. Optimally turd will be made from someone else's shit.

"Hey man, why are you covered in tiny scratches?"
- "Oh I totally hamilton surprised my cat last night, and let me tell you - she was pissed!"

by A|bomb June 3, 2009

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Hamilton

A kick-ass city in Southern Ontario that the majority of ignorant assholes like to call "stink-town" or some other lackluster and/or poorly faceted nickname. Although being the capital for major steel production (hence another nickname known as steel town), the air is clean, the trees are green, and the girls on our university and college campuses are hella fine. Hamilton is also home of one of the country's most reputable post-secondary institutions: McMaster University.

Anyone who talks smack about Hamilton is either: 1) an idiot, 2) a lifeless nerd who doesn't find partying and hot girls fun, and/or 3) an ignorant twat who judges places they've never even been to.

"Ah man, I spent the weekend in Hamilton and had sex with 2 chicks - at once!"

by JackBauer133 May 15, 2011

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