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Pound the Ceiling with a Broom Handle

When you use a common household item with a hard wooden handle like a broom to strike the ceiling of an apartment, in order to remind an upstairs neighbor that the noise they are making is loud and can be heard by others.
"They don't respect me, Susan – I had to pound the ceiling with a broom handle more than five times!"
by abolishme January 11, 2016
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homo handle

Walk behind one of your very homo-phobic friends when he/she is least expecting it. From behind, take one hand and place it on their hip and one hand on their shoulder and bend them over from behind and proceed to hump them. This manuever works particularly well when the recieving party has been drinking or intoxicated because it takes them a few moments to realize just what is going on.
by Casey S.W. July 9, 2003
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Ho Handle

The current incarnation of the tramp stamp: a tattoo that is placed across a girl's ribcage. Usually taking the form of "deep" or "meaningful" quotations, they never fail to make the bearer look uneducated and shallow.
Megan Fox's ho handle reads, "There once was a little girl who never knew love until a boy broke her heart."
by seaweeded September 26, 2009
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Goblin Hanger

also known as a wrinkly old dick bag. testicles
When that old dude bent over, his goblin hanger was swaying in the wind. It was magical.
by Shaun Bingham January 4, 2009
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A Paper Hangers Apprentice

A young girl with cum on her face. Reference to the similarity between male semen and wallpaper paste, such that would accumulate on the face of an inexperienced wallpaper hanger.
When I'd finished jizzing on her face she looked like a paper hangers apprentice.
by snakehands July 7, 2010
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Tard Handler

one who watches over tards to make sure they don't fuck themselves in the head with other tard's penis'.
if it hadn't have been for that tard handler, i would have never spent that year in college.
by YAAAYYY!!!! July 19, 2004
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mit'hangel

Mit'hangel is slang for someone who is sexually promiscuous.
Hey Joe there goes Idan. Idan is mit'hangel.
by jebson February 29, 2008
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