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hi hosey

Boston slang for "I call" or "I lay claim to." For example, "Hi hosey the front seat!" is the same thing as "Shotgun!" or "Shotty!"
Hi hosey your little sister's virginity!
by Nicholas D September 22, 2006
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Hossell

Literal meaning: I ate a baby.

Hossell's are pretty much the sexiest people on this planet. They are fantastic friends and Amazing in bed. heheeheh. Hossell's have a tendency to lighten up one's day through their brilliant-but-slightly-crazy sense of humour and strange animal noises. However, Hossell's generally have crap taste in music, for example Dubstep and other such nonsense, and they are well known for their "jerking-off-the-giant" dance at parties.
Hossell's are wonderful people to be around and if you are ever fortunate enough to meet one then you should snap them up quickly, because they never realise how awesome they actually are.
In addition, Hossell's are well known for their exquisite taste in food, their permanent drunken-like state and their let's-sit-around-doing-bugger-all genes. Hossell's are wonderful procrastinators.
They also tend to attract quite weird friends, so beware of these potential alliances.
Girl 1 : Did you just see that Hossell walk past?

Girl 2 : Yeah he was something else! Check out the ass on that bootay!

Hossell : GET IN MA BELLEH!
by Rod&Tod January 25, 2011
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Hospital Ball

In contact sports for example Rugby League, the Act of passing the football when you are too scared to take the hit up on your own, Instead passing the football late to a team mate putting them in a position where they will get hit hard by the opposition, potentially putting them into hospital .
Ryan has just thrown a real late ball, He should have taken the hit himself, What a hospital ball. Classic Ryan.
by #g&jl October 8, 2019
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Hosiery

The act of being a hoe, as in sluttin around
Gurrrrl, we bout to be doing all kinds of hosiery things in the club this weekend.
by BaconzBitz August 27, 2020
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hostile quagga

the enemy of The Gaming Fungus. The reincarnation of the evil voice of the dome. A kid died on the stairs, leaving the spirit of h*stile qu*gga to haunt the stairs. Anyone who goes down the stairs without The Gaming Fungus to protect them gets possessed by the spirit of h*stile qu*gga. The only being more powerful than h*stile qu*gga is The Gaming Fungus.

H*stile qu*gga is always the impostor, and he must be killed.
Person 1: why are there so many hostile quagga gifs on discord?

Enlightened Person 2: WOAH my brudda, do not say that slur lightly. Let me explain...
by fungusfollower2 April 12, 2021
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Hose Beast

"Damn, that chick is a serious hose beast."
by DaHolmes February 22, 2023
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YouTube Hostage

When someone forces you to watch a YouTube video that you have no interest in watching, and you feel that it would rude and awkward to decline.
Tim: Hey John, check out this YouTube of Snail migration, it's hilarious.

*shoves phone/tablet/computer in John's face*
*12 minutes later*
John: yeah that was interesting...
Tim: let me show you another one!

John: Dude you can't just take me YouTube Hostage like that, you are wasting valuable moments of my life here.
by Demondeaconjh September 4, 2015
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