guatemala's revenge

noun: sickness which developes after consuming large amounts of spicy mexican foods, and recieving either of the following condicions: heartburn,
bloating, diarrhea, narcolepsy, bedwetting, genital herpes, impotence, menopause, temporary blindness, polio, testicular cancer, agoraphobia, loss of the ability to smell and/or taste, or even hobophobia.

1: after eating at the local taco stand, i started to feel guatemala's revenge setting in, so I ran to the bathroom.

2: when talking to my friend, i accidently said "guatemala's revenge", rather than montezuma's revenge, so i saved myself from looking stupid by insisting that it was a real word and later decided to make it a real term.

by Jwave January 16, 2005

guatemalan breathmint

this little blooper unfolds a new realm of disgusting,the guatemalan breathmint occurs when one very oily faced person pops a huge zit,and the hot puss infused ball launches through the air and lands in an unexpecting mouth!

pizza face was over last night,he was handin out guatemalan breathmints like they were candy.

by glimpze740 July 3, 2008

Grateittude

I appreciate it, but you still get on my nerves.

I appreciate the ride throughout our cross Canada comedy tour but the incessant repetition of your stupid road trip stories caused Standard and Poor's to downgrade the nature of my thankfulness from blessed to grateittude.

by Charlie Currie, wordsmith April 10, 2019

Gurfateh

Gurfateh are stupid people who should get help for their autism

Look at that autist he is defo a gurfateh

by Currystar June 17, 2020

guatemalan spice tumbler

A Guatemalan Spice Tumbler is the act of kidnapping Mexican men and women and throwing them in the back of an empty White panel van and pouring hot sauce on them and placing Large stones in the van and driving like an Asian so that they fly around in the back of the van. The one with the least blood n them wins. :)

We were going to go out for beers but Dale wanted to do a Guatemalan Spice Tumbler.

by I like the thicc Bois November 10, 2020

Grate

A great what?

No no no you're fine. You're doing it right. I just illustrating that I too don't always properly frame my point. Not making a moral judgement against anyone really. I'm grateful. I'm genuinely asking the questions in the midst of my existential crisis, you know? I find it hilarious that you say a thing that I said. You're a little more tactful then I am but the point is the same. Seeing the nonsense I shoveled into the collective unconscious being reflected back at me by the media I consume is definitely strange.

by Hym Iam April 4, 2022

Cheese Grater face

An entirely unattractive girl.

"Your really hot, but your friend is a total cheese grater face."

by Sgt. Forge June 2, 2009