A dance that involves greasy italians (or white guys with fake tan) with to much gel in their hair trying to stand out on the dance floor by pumping their fists in the air and mouthing words to top 40 hits. Usually noticeable by their lack of interest in the girls at the club, these 'guido dancers' are to entranced by the girlicious or kateyperry song playing at the time. Naturally, some of the most cocky people at the bar, their theme song is "make the good girls go bad" because they seem to think there 1 in 13 record is successful enough to brag about the girl that felt sorry for him, and let him buy her a drink.
man did you see that loser's guido dance, he got so shut down by that girl when he tried to drive her home in his shitty lowered prelude.
by twosneaks October 13, 2009
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Miss Forbes: "Well, that's your last PSE lesson of first year!"
Emilly: "Yessss..."
Miss Forbes: "Who was that!?"
1PSE9: "Emilly..."
Emilly: "Maryjo..."
Miss Forbes: "Well, I'm no gonnae be your PSE teacher anymore, Emilly, but you've forgot that I'm still your guidy!"
1PSE9: "Oooh!"
Emilly: "Yessss..."
Miss Forbes: "Who was that!?"
1PSE9: "Emilly..."
Emilly: "Maryjo..."
Miss Forbes: "Well, I'm no gonnae be your PSE teacher anymore, Emilly, but you've forgot that I'm still your guidy!"
1PSE9: "Oooh!"
by SmileyDudette July 13, 2009
Get the guidy mug.First and foremost,...ITALIANS AND ONLY ITALIANS CAN BE A GUIDO! The REAL Guido is a rare thing these days. The real Guidos are in their 30's and 40's now. They were children of the 70's and 80's when the Guido movement was at its prime. Not like these wanna be jerk offs you see now. With that in mind,...theres a few things I need to get off my hairy chest:
NO and I repeat NO Guido would EVER EVER wear the $hit these kids wear today.
Ultra baggy jogging suits by Sean Jean, Roccawear and FUBU? (ESPECIALLY FUBU which Stands for "FOR US BY US" a black company, aimed at marketing to the black community,..HELLO,...They dont WANT us buying it and wearing it, and some ignorant wannabes keep buying them!) Were Italians,..not "wiggers" smarten up! In the 80's we wore Sergio T and Fila Jogging suits,..Now we wear $300 Genellis and Alan Stuarts.
And The hats,..whats with the hats? Baseball hats tilted to the side? Another Wigger thing! Gimmie a Fu&king break! Guidos spend too much time on their hair to cover it with a gay "Von Dutch" hat. If your gonna wear a hat,..wear it normally,..have some class.
Yes, we still swear gold chains, bracelets, pinky rings and watches. We dont wear our chains over our shirts,..we havent done that since the 80's! Yes its YELLOW gold, not white and we dont wear TRENDY platenium. Thats a fad,..Yellow gold is classy and timeless. Wearing platenium chains with giant crosses and other charms is stupid,..Dont do it
In a few years,..when you look back at pics of yourselves,...with your crooked hat,..wigger clothes and jumbo chains you'll embarassed by that $hit. And you should be! Wannabe!
NO and I repeat NO Guido would EVER EVER wear the $hit these kids wear today.
Ultra baggy jogging suits by Sean Jean, Roccawear and FUBU? (ESPECIALLY FUBU which Stands for "FOR US BY US" a black company, aimed at marketing to the black community,..HELLO,...They dont WANT us buying it and wearing it, and some ignorant wannabes keep buying them!) Were Italians,..not "wiggers" smarten up! In the 80's we wore Sergio T and Fila Jogging suits,..Now we wear $300 Genellis and Alan Stuarts.
And The hats,..whats with the hats? Baseball hats tilted to the side? Another Wigger thing! Gimmie a Fu&king break! Guidos spend too much time on their hair to cover it with a gay "Von Dutch" hat. If your gonna wear a hat,..wear it normally,..have some class.
Yes, we still swear gold chains, bracelets, pinky rings and watches. We dont wear our chains over our shirts,..we havent done that since the 80's! Yes its YELLOW gold, not white and we dont wear TRENDY platenium. Thats a fad,..Yellow gold is classy and timeless. Wearing platenium chains with giant crosses and other charms is stupid,..Dont do it
In a few years,..when you look back at pics of yourselves,...with your crooked hat,..wigger clothes and jumbo chains you'll embarassed by that $hit. And you should be! Wannabe!
by A REAL Cugine! April 20, 2005
Get the guido mug.A cheesy motherfucker with thinning hair because he combs it too much and a dog of a girlfriend/sister called a "Stella". They wear a lot of GOLD...be it the color of their velour pants, their fake rolex or their shoes. Guidos love bling bling but not the right kind. Guidos are always catholic and love their mommas. Guidos have big noses and beedy eyes.
by blah March 23, 2005
Get the Guido mug.One who looks after a persons spiritual well being. One who can be referenced for advice when it comes to spiritual questions, and questions effecting ones life.
by MSOE guys January 4, 2007
Get the spiritual guide mug.Just because I go tanning, wear hair gel, and fist pump doesn't mean I'm a guido!
Dude.. you're in such guidenial.
Dude.. you're in such guidenial.
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