Gopher Boy

Gopher Boy is the pooner child of Ben leonard, Itchy and a goat or an unemployed music untalent Jack michealson and a lama. This strange creature has a golden singing voice, is well hung, incredibly small and has buck teeth.

hay how are you gopher boy.

by Keeper of the family tree September 9, 2004

Gooper

A combination of "good" and "super". Used to say something is really awesome.

Justin: That movie was gooper.

Emily: Indeed.

by WordInventorer July 7, 2011

gaper

A girl who's slept with so many men that her anus and/or vagina is stretched beyond normality, thus "gaping"

She's not a virgin, she's a damned gaper.

by mei0023 April 6, 2005

gomer

An old person taking up space in the hospital who doesn't have the common decency to die.

That old gomer from Scrubs that kept saying "Pickles!"

by TheCoolest204 April 8, 2008

Gopher

The person who is deemed the "Gopher" gets stuck with going to pick up and/or bring back goods for everybody else when everbody is chillin and nobody wants to go anywhere.

Freind: Ay yo PJ! You're the gopher!

PJ: Aww shit man! why do i have to be the gopher!

by GritsNsausage January 9, 2008

Gaper Delay

The amount of time it takes a fisted asshole to close back up!!

I fisted the hell out of me Julie last night!! I caused a 5 minute Gaper Delay!!

by A.D.218 October 10, 2008

gomer

someone who keeps coming to the hospital and they dont die but the doctors wish that they would

Doctor #1: "Omg here comes that gomer again"...*sigh*
Doctor #2 : "Jesus christ why wont he just fking die?!?!?!"

by Brooke November 20, 2003