goobber gobbler

a gay male - a chick that gives a lot of head,speaking of" head " i should hit the sticky before I put this word in a sentence.

while blazing with my bro Double D,he informed me his x-boss was a goobber gobbler like my sister

by Donkey Barn's April 14, 2017

Chili Gobbler

Name of the Chili Dog Master himself, Sean Hollis. It his said he is to eat 999 chili dogs in a minute. He constantly talks about the sensation to his friends and expresses his emotions by shoving chili dogs up his ass in front of his friends. He uses a custom controller for his Xbox that is covered in chili dogs, and also has a chilidog themed skateboard.

Dude... nine nine nine... fifteen. I love chili dogs so much dude wooooooo! I am THE Chili Gobbler!

by ThatsJustFacts June 5, 2021

wookie gobbler

The act of ejaculating in someone's mouth, punching them in the groin, and hearing them scream through gargling semen.

Jill was licking Jack's lollipop. When Jack blew his load in Jill's mouth and whacked her cooch, Jill struggled to scream in pain due to the semen blockage. The sound was best described as the Wookie Gobbler.

by BigJizzy91 November 13, 2021

dirty gobbler

Take your dick and your balls and put them in between your legs, then walk backwards and gobble like a turkey.

Zack was feeling horny so he did the dirty gobbler to impress his friends.

by assmonkeylover July 8, 2015

Pork Gobbler

One who cleans out the bacon at an all you can eat breakfast buffet!

Dang! that pork gobbler took all the bacon.

by Crham December 9, 2019

henry gobbler

A woman who can take the entire shaft and ballsack in their mouth at the same time.

Wow, look at Jenny go! She's a damn henry gobbler!

by MKUltr4 November 20, 2018

guacamole gobbler

Usually defines Mexicans in video games who "server hop" to give them a ping advantage.

"Dude I can't hit the laggy fucker, stupid ass fucking guacamole gobblers server hopping"

by FootsieRoll November 24, 2021