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Gentleman's Facial

The Gentleman's Facial occurs when a man ejaculates inside an unsuspecting woman's mouth when receiving a blowjob. The woman becomes so enraged over this, she spits his jizz directly back upon the man's face, giving him a gentleman's facial.
He gave me no warning that he was coming in my mouth. I gave him a Gentleman's Facial just to teach his sorry ass a lesson.
by Penishate August 16, 2011
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gentleman's bang

the gentleman's bang is when you have sex the morning after with the ugly girl you brought home the night before and had sex with, in order to make her feel pretty, special, sexy and respected before you ask her to leave. Like any good gentleman would.
Chino saw an ugly girl leaving Franks apartment early one morning and immediately called him to ask " Frank what's up with letting that girl stay over your place? Frank replied " Its all good Chino , I had to give her a "gentleman's bang" this morning to make her feel pretty because that's the kind of man i am.
by jobens January 17, 2013
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Gentleman's Relish

Spunk, Semen, Jizz, Spoff, Spooge, Population Paste, Man Glue, Jostle Juice, Baby Gravy, Etc. Etc.
After a heavy night of masturbation, Jimmy woke to find a tissue, covered in Gentleman's Relish, stuck to the side of his face.
by fat b'stard July 4, 2011
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Portly Gentleman

A term used to describe a character in a Shakespeare play as "notable". However others portray this description differently as a man who is podgy or overweight
You are a rather portly gentleman aren't you?
by xndrh1 April 12, 2009
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Laughing Gentlemen's Club (LGC)

A club composed of the most elite men of our time. A classy group of hearty fellows who share a common bond of good laughter. They drink wine heavily with signature cheeses. Blunts are preferred however steam rollers are acceptable. To get in this group you must forego a horrendous amount of what to some is known as (hazing). However, we view hazing as an opportunity to become an elite member of society. A laughing gentleman once said "being a laughing gentleman wont give you a hearty laugh, having a hearty laugh will make you a laughing gentleman."
Laughing Gentlemen's Club (LGC)

Freshman: "Who smokes the blunts?"
LGC Member: "The Laughing Gentlemen Smoke the blunts."
by Straightled Stankfeet November 3, 2010
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A Gentleman In The Streets But A Freak In The Sheets

A man who is typically innocent or sweet natured when talking to women normally, but is immensely dominant in the bedroom.
"Jesus Christ", "what is it Christy ?" , "so I met this guy in the bar last night", "Oh?",

"and he was really nice and pretty good looking, he kept calling me beautiful and gave me a bunch of complements and suggested we should go to my place", "Mk?" "one thing lead to another, but then he started choking me and pulling my hair and shit", "wow", "and he even tied me down and spanked me", "talk about A Gentleman In The Streets But A Freak In The Sheets".
by Drunken Italian 442 December 19, 2021
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Gentleman's Bonnet

Penile foreskin. Typically of the long and more meaty variety.
While Debbie prefers uncut men, she was pleasantly surprised when I flopped out my gentleman's bonnet and peeled it back like a push pop.
by Eaton Holgoode September 25, 2017
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