giveafuckness

The act of giving a fuck over a certain subject. From Smosh's episode "ATTENTION: FACEBOOK USERS."

-Ian: Ladies, please stop posting vague status updates that are obviously directed at one person, and yet are somehow are supposed to solicit our sympathy and giveafuckness.

-Annoying Facebook Girl's Status: "Wow thanks a LOT for that thing that you did. I'm NEVER talking to you again!!!"
-Ian: "Giveafuckness level: 0."

-Annoying Facebook Girl's Status: "Brad told me all about that thing you did at summer camp. WOW skank much?"
-Ian: "That's great that whoever you're talking about did something at some place, and that this 'Brad' guy told you about it, but honestly, no one on your friends list gives a fuck!"

by unicornsalad June 6, 2012

give it a lash

to give something a go; to try it

I can't get the top off this jar. Will you give it a lash with those strong hands of yours?

by talk2me-JCH2 July 6, 2022

i give a fuck

no i dont

i give a fuck o wait i dont

by the cooler penguin27 September 14, 2020

I dont give 2 shits and a flying fuck

not caring about someone, something, or situation.
but expressing your uncaring attitude beyond the standard "i dont give a shit."

I dont give 2 shits and a flying fuck.

by strawberrkillfruit December 18, 2010

gavel

gavel (pronounced gah-vul) ~verb

Judge's hammer. Slang used in same way as 'smashed'.

Owen: Oh, man, I saw you with that hot chick yesterday. Did you bang?
Jason: Bang her? I gavel'd that shit, bro.

by ODawg February 25, 2013

Give your girl a hoodie day

❤️🤩

give your girl a hoodie day!! Your boyfriend (or girlfriend) has to give you there hoodie❤️🥴

by the girl who will love you October 3, 2019

give it the beans

Holdin it to the wood. Over revvin. Generally done in old rusted out ford trucks. Get on it.

Will you give it the beans we are going to slow.

I gave that motha fucker the beans for miles and she didn't pop

by Dirty ol flatty February 10, 2021