Glass Eyed Ayass

some ass that shot himself in the eye with his bb gun

Henry B. shot himself in the eye he is a Glass Eyed Ayass

by Nickolaus Bodenschatz February 2, 2004

glass'n

When a woman wears a large pair of sunglasses to camoflague her unattractiveness

Harry: Damn that girl is sexy!

Willy: Yea but shes glass'n wait until she takes those things off

Harry: Eww gross

Willy: Bitches always be glass'n

by Ron Burgandy and Gold June 29, 2010

Glass Stretcher

Similar to a skipe hunt. Car dealers send green car salespeople on a wild goose chase. The green guys search for the unit sometimes being sent between several dealerships with each dealership telling the salesperson a new story. Sometimes a device has been manufactured that weighs alot and is moved around a auto mall.

"Hey, go over to the Ford store and get our glass stretcher back!! Don't forget the safety goggles and gloves."

Common to make the fake unit heavy and ask them to go get it in summer when it is 100+ degrees outside.

by klone32 May 20, 2010

Glass Gravity Bong

While the typical gravity bong entails cutting off the bottom of a large plastic bottle or poking holes in it and then making a tinfoil or ratchet top bowl for the top, these can also be made of glass. Choose your glass bottle of choice and wrap cotton string evenly 4 or 5 times around the bottom of the bottle where the desired cut is to be made. Douse the string and the area of the bottle below the string with a flammable liquid such as cologne or hairspray or lighter-fluid. Light the string on fire and hold the bottle upside down such that the bottom (which is on fire) will be facing up. Once the flame burns out quickly revert the bottle and dunk it straight down into ice cold water. The rapid temperature change will cut the bottle where the string is. For the bowl drill a hole in the cap of the bottle and fix your glass bowl for a bong into the cap. Use like a traditional gate. These will mess you up more than the plastic ones without having to worry about breathing plastic.

Yo man want to go drop glass gravity bongs?

Dude that glass gravity bong was so clean!

Wow that glass gravity bond hit looks like straight milk.

I got straight fucked off that glass gravity bong hit.

by Walmark March 10, 2014

Glass Banana

A glass banana is someone who is very clumsy and they bruise really fast and easy.

Boyfriend: "Babe be careful where you step, you're a glass banana. I don't want you to hurt yourself."

by Dannylovely74_ March 22, 2017

Glass Dildo

Is owed to gray.

Sorry gray, I still owe you a glass dildo

by Snulls1908 February 27, 2019

Glass Joe

A person who is incredibly weak, or fragile.

Bob: Did you see the latest boxing match?
James: Yeah, the the opponent was such a Glass Joe, he got knocked out before the first round ended!

by LazyGamer7224 October 22, 2022