Pity friend

A friend that only hangs with you if you are sad or depressed they pity you. They don't actually care about you.

Shania only hangs with Laquisha when she's sad. What a pity friend.

by Sam Leisenring April 12, 2015

Fake Friend

Someone who you think is your friend but is really a shady ass hoe.

J.P. is such a fake friend to Katherine. He only hangs out with her unless he has nothing to do.

by LaQuīsha September 19, 2017

Friendzone

A particularly aggravating metaphorical place, that people end up in when someone they are interested in only wants to be friends. It is impossible to get over someone while in the friendzone, because, as friends, you still see them too often for them to be erased from your memory, and yet, you cannot be with them the way you want.

Person 1: Hypothetically, how would you react if I told you I like you?
Person 2: I'm sorry, I don't mean to hurt you, but I want to just be friends.
Person 1 is now in the friendzone.

by EmiLogic February 28, 2017

fair weather friend

A friend who only associates with you when they have nothing better to do. Someone who may only stick around in exciting situations but when times are somewhat boring, leave your side.

A fair weather friend would act like they want to hang out but never invite you to do anything and if you invite them to do something they will only do it if they cant find something better.

by carebear bob April 6, 2010

Friends' Day Wednesday

proper noun; a Wednesday where friends reconnect and gain strength for the rest of the week.

Hey, what are you bringing for Friends' Day Wednesday? I'm bringing Risk and some bud. Is it BYOB?

by Short_Round July 14, 2010

Frieneighbor

A neighbor that's your friend.

Bob: "Mom, I'll be right back!"

Mom: "Where are you going?"

Bob: "Next door to my frieneighbor's house."

Mom: "Ahh, okay."

by yertletheturtlebro November 11, 2011

Friendship Reciprocity Ratio

The friendship reciprocity ratio, or F.R. Ratio, is the ratio representing the unwritten friendship law that the sum of x-friend's purchases for y-friend should be equal to, or as close to equal to, y-friend's purchases for x-friend. The closer to "0" this ratio is, the more substantial the friendship. Any friend who is significantly negative in this ratio is a shitty friend.

Dave- Dude, Greg "forgot" his wallet again. Had to pay for his lunch again. Not to mention I bought him an Audi for his birthday last month and all I got was a misspelled "Hapie Berthday" on Facebook today.

Nate- Greg is a shitty friend. What's your guys' friendship reciprocity ratio at now?

Dave- I think he's got our F.R. Ratio down to -$3,000,000 now.

Nate- Wow dude, what a piece of shit.

by MasturNater July 1, 2014