Fortier

A Fortier is a simply amazingly sexy man.

-Wow! Did you see that guy??
-Yeah! He was SUCH A Fortier omg.

by THEfortier March 3, 2009

fecal forgery

The illegal replication, reproduction, or otherwise forged likeness of another party's fecal matter.

Don: "What are you in for?"
Dick: "I'm wanted for fecal forgery in 9 states."

by moose_knuckle September 14, 2009

Turd Former

The shittiest year to be in - when every other highschooler looks down on you for being such a midget.

Turd formers are generally found sitting in clusters in the quad whinging about how much homework they have, being nerdy, or drinking illegally.

Also rarely known as a "Third Former" (Year 9, Year 10, Freshman)

Turd Former: So I did something really stupid the other day-
Fourth Former: That's because you're a TURD FORMER!!!

Turd Former: All this homework is killing me-
Fourth Former: Stop being such a whinger, TURD FORMER!!!

by Chilled Melonade November 7, 2010

dirty foster

Like a Dirty Sanchez only you stick your finger in your own ass so that she does not see it coming.

I was going to attempt the Dirty Sanchez but I think she was suspicious, so thinking on my toes, I busted out with the Dirty Foster instead.

by Foster from Delta 1/222 April 23, 2005

forted

Being left in a remote area without a ride home.

Though he was promised a ride home, Al found himself forted downtown.

by cml1480 October 18, 2011

Forsaken Fortress

-WARNING: Read at your own risk. SPOILER ALERT!!-





The Forsaken Fortress is an area in The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker. After you leave from Outset Island with Tetra and her pirate crew, they launch you off to the Fortress. As you're crashing in, you lose your sword. So you're searching throughout the entire fortress, dismantling the light bokoblins and climbing slowly upward. The Forsaken Fortress is also where Link's kidnapped younger sister, Aryll, is being held. As you reach the top, you find your sword. You enter a door and *gasp*! There's Aryll. But before you can save her a giant bird grabs you and takes you to Ganondorf, who throws you back to sea where you later meet the King of Red Lions.

Later in the game, you're back at the Forsaken Fortress, and you're well prepared. You can fight off the bokoblins with your own Master Sword now, and you actually get to save Aryll. Well, the pirates do. They work on taking her back to Outset. As for you, you defeat the giant bird and meet with Ganondorf. He talks a bit and then Link tries to fight him off with the Master Sword that he acquired before returning to the Fortress. But the power to repel evil has faded away from the sword, and you get shocked by Ganondorf. Tetra comes to assist you. But Ganondorf accuses her of being Zelda. Tetra tells you to pull yourself together, being that you got shocked and all, and then she gets snatched by Ganondorf! You're still trying to pull yourself together when Quill and Prince Komali grab you and Tetra and take you both to the King of Red Lions.

Gosh darn it, I really hate the Forsaken Fortress. It's such a maze, even though it's so small.

by TheNewWindWaker March 24, 2009

Foster handshake

How 'molestered' foster kids greet each other by touching each others genitals.

When Patrick met Renee, she gave him the foster handshake to make sure they could be friends.

by DeadGerbilOrphan June 26, 2008