Flondling

The art of fondling your neighbor on an airplane.

Fair warning babe, I will be flondling you on our flight to Miami.

by UrbanPenner May 30, 2015

flanderific

of disastrous proportion, catastrophic failure, shockingly hideous, shuddersome or deplorable.

After experiencing several flanderific events, I was admitted to a psychiatric hospital.

5 people died in a car crash due to decapitation; the scene of the crash was flanderific.

by Mike Flander November 18, 2016

Fland

To accidentally drop your foot on the ground and proceeded to be sad about it.

God damn Jon you Flanded again

by Sadpanda May 17, 2019

Fland

Accidentally drop food on the ground and proceed to be sad about it.

God damnit Danneielle you flanded again!!

by Sadpanda May 18, 2019

to flounder

Laying on top of another person (usually your loved one), making yourself as heavy as possible, to squash them under your weight.
Done to either show affection or punish someone for their derpy behavior.

She: *Tells silly joke*
Him: I'm gonna have to flounder you for that one.

by wurstle July 7, 2021

fludle

a big puddle that is ready to overflow

be careful of that fludle, it could mess up your shoes.

by overdose of hatred October 17, 2008

Flounder

A guy who will do well in life, but is still good looking. A Flounder is a really hott person who has everything going for them. Flounders tend to be risky people.

Tim is such a flounder. He knows what he is doing in life, yet the girls are all ove him. Ellie should be careful that no one jumps on her flounder.

by Jpaschen July 20, 2010