Fland 

When someone or something falls and lands on you

Jose is drunk, I hope he doesn't fland on me.

Fland by Radioshackgirl January 27, 2018

Fland 

A glove, particularly one disposable in nature, filled completely with the custardary dessert flan.

Upon returning home from the buffet, Daniel emptied his pockets and placed his fland in the refrigerator.

Fland by CaptainGeorge December 5, 2021

fland 

very fat person

The fland shook the ground when he walked.

fland by theboxpersonman December 23, 2008

Fland 

To accidentally drop your foot on the ground and proceeded to be sad about it.

God damn Jon you Flanded again

Fland by Sadpanda May 17, 2019

Fland 

Accidentally drop food on the ground and proceed to be sad about it.

God damnit Danneielle you flanded again!!

Fland by Sadpanda May 18, 2019

fland 

Fat Loser Annibus n00b Degenerate

I absolutely raped this FLAND last night in Halo.

fland by n00bis October 25, 2010

Fland 

It means friends or thrusting

Hey bro
I got it yesterday
I fland my girl

Fland by Doctor pump October 30, 2018