Flund

A very serious injury that leaves a Jesus-shaped scar or bruise. It is referred to as a "flund" by those who make pilgrimages to pray by the wound.

Person 1: I got attacked by a fucking bear.
Person 2: Let us join hands in prayer by the flund.

by Dr. Grimmage, Pediatrics October 11, 2008

flunding

when you have just boarded a flight, sat in seat 14B and proceeded to take the headphone jack on your headphones and stick it in your tip hole and listen to music through the tip and enjoy the vibration.

I just saw Charlie flunding in seat 14b!

by gunters May 15, 2024

Flund

An all-encapsulating curse word including;
F - fuck
lu - Slut
n - Cunt
d -Dick

Stop flunding around and get to work.

by meowooewoeo April 5, 2023

Flund

A dance that was first done at North Ridge Elementary, created by Mahipreet Singh

He did the flund

by OmegaReaper April 30, 2019