Flarflunegget

when you put chicken nuggets inside her vagina and then cover your dick in sauce and fuck her to the McDonalds theme song

After we got home from ordering McDonalds, we were horny and decided to Flarflunegget

by Brueningboy July 29, 2016

Flarbingarbin

Flargbingarbin is a word used to describe a word you cannot pronounce

Person 1: How do you say this word?
Person 2: Oh my! I think that is a flarbingarbin

by Faith Higgins November 15, 2016

Flarp

Used sparingly, "Flarp" is just an entertaining and less extreme way of saying "Fuck" without any of the associated meaning or negative connotation.

What the flarp Kevin!? We're gonna be late because of you!

Everything was going as planned, but then you came along and flarped it all up!

by HexArmageddon July 4, 2017

flarg my dolphin

male masterbation

ima go home and flarg my dolphin to the thought of your mom

by hu gedick October 8, 2017

Flargle

1) A direct adjective used to describe an imbecile.
2) A trash Fortnite player.
3) Anyone who states a negative opinion to a Nintendo product.
4) Your dad on weekdays.
5) People the day after they play Phantom Forces on ROBLOX.
6) Insert your own witty remark here.

Did you see that dope-head over there? That flargle is trash.

by WahHey_HasType? June 4, 2018

flart

An anal indiscretion (i.e., butt-trumpet toot) that inadvertently slips out while you’re in the middle of playfully expressing romantic interest in someone. Depending on who you talk to, this intensely-humiliating occurrence (especially if it’s exceedingly loud and/or odiferous) can be either a turn-off or an advantage… while it’s certainly true that many individuals are indeed totally grossed out by any and all sphincter-splutters (no matter how “perfect” or “melodious” they happen to be!), some others --- especially slightly-crude-natured guys --- actually **enjoy** a good “rip-snorter”, and so their knowing that you are capable of occasionally producing such “priceless auditory gems” can actually be an attraction for them. Plus of course, this event can also be somewhat of an “acid test” for determining the other person’s true level of overall tolerance and understanding towards fellow humans… if he just casually “smiles ‘n’ shrugs” in response to your whizpopper, this is a good sign that not only will he be easy-going about this and any other fairly-minor bodily-malfunctions of yours, but he probably also doesn’t “sweat the small stuff” in other areas of his life, as well, and thus he may make a good compatible partner “over the long haul”.

I wouldn’t wish a flart on anyone, but it can be useful in learning how sensitive and forgiving your prospective partner is regarding trivial matters.

by QuacksO September 3, 2018

Flaramba

'Flaramba' is part of a new age religion concerning free will. Within the religion people don't believe in free will, then become nihilists, and then deadly depressed. So, they say they have the mystical 'flaramba' which reinstates their free will, and can live life again without staring out of windows for excruciatingly long periods of time.

PERSON 1: I watched this video that explained why free will didn't exist.
PERSON 2: Same, I seriously don't know why I go on if everything I am is just a product of my environment and genetics.
PERSON 1: I know, right? Why don't I just jump off a building.
PERSON 3: Never fear, flaramba is here, a mystical power at work that can restore your faith in the planet.
PERSON 1 & 2: Great. Now I guess I can restore meaning to my life.

by Halo_isitgod? October 11, 2018