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Memphis Two Fister

The Memphis Two Fister is one of the best moves out there, especially if you live in the south. The Memphis Two Fister is the act of penetrating your mom and your sister at the same time with your fists.

It could go both ways; mom with the left hand and sister with the right, or vice versa.
"Dad went out in a rain storm and got his truck stuck in the mud so my mom, my sister, and I had some time to ourselfs stuck inside by the rain. It was the perfect situation to show them the Memphis Two Fister!"
by jtmalott April 4, 2019
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Foo Fighters

a band with a sexy lead man... ooo dave
by scroogle September 9, 2003
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Virtua Fighter

If America knows the difference between treasure and trash, we wouldn't have talentless media whores like Britney Spears, Nelly, Eminem, Puff Daddy and Jennifer Lopez turning the concept of music into a joke. We wouldn't be bored to death with MTV, talk shows, reality TV and soap operas. We would have honest people running our government. And we definitely wouldn't have so many shitty videogames clogging up the Playstation line of consoles.
Americans just hate Virtua Fighter because it doesn't allow for you to randomly button-mash your way to victory, and it doesn't have pretty flashes of light.
by true gamer June 18, 2004
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fisherman

A guy who repeatedly reels a woman in and then throws her back because he's scared shitless of commitment. The fisherman flys his line, hooks the fish and then sets her free, only to fly his line again in the hopes of catching another. Akin to the jerk, a fisherman enjoys the conquest but can't handle the prize.
Karen's boyfriend keeps jerking her around, he's such a fucking fisherman.
by Raker July 16, 2008
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night fighter

An Verry ugly female, used only for the most desperate late night booty call.
Morbitly over weight, Mustache, body odor, hoe'is nature.
by Preppy Pimp September 30, 2004
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Street Fighter

Best Video Game ever made. Yes , that means Warcraft 3, Counter Strike, Battle Field 1942, Starcraft.
I shall use Ryu in street fighter
by Unknown August 21, 2003
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Street Fighter

the best 2-d fighting game series ever, and i will stab and/or disembowel anyone who says otherwise.
person: Lets play Street Fighter
person2: I masterbate furiously to naked pictures of Chun-Li all the time.
by Mr. Zimpy November 22, 2009
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