Final Exit TV Network

A TV Network where series that have "jumped the shark" go to die. The network offers assisted cancellation to help a show through its final episodes, then when all agree the time is right, a plastic bag is placed over the show's head, and helium tanks are turned on.

"Man, I can't believe Firefly got sent to Final Exit TV Network."

"Hey, dude, it was better that way. No suffering. Now when they gonna do ER?"

by Humor Smith February 27, 2009

financial armageddon

The END! PANIC! FEAR! RUN! SCREAM! when the stock markets collapse, money loss, business breaks, suicide levels go up, a lot of businessmen jumping off tall skyscrapers,FAT CATS get killed by the dogs. Wall street in 1929 but 1000x worse. expect riots, poverty & war. It's the end of the world!! (Financial) REPENT YOUR CREDIT BILLS!!!

CNN : The finanical world has reached financial Armageddon... RUN FOR YOUR LIFES!!!

Poor man outside TV store : oww that used to be my job till this morning. :'(

Barack Obama : Yes! now i can steal money from the federal reserve & claim it was money lost in financial armageddon. :)

David Cameron : fuck sake! my first day after becoming in power after the election & this happens :(

Random Guy on Empire State Building : Forget that 2012 bollocks.. ITS THE END OF THE WORLD NOW MY FRIENDS!!!! REPENT!!!! *Jumps off*

Kim Jong-Il : POWER HAS CAME TO THE GLORIOUS NATION OF NORTH KOREA! THE WESTERN PIGS WILL BEG FOR NORTH KOREA GREATNESS! WE ARE VICTORIOUS! FINANCIAL ARMAEGEDDON CAME EARLY!

Aliens from space : bollocks! i wanted to invade this pity planet & there in financial armegaddon now, whats the point :(

Random guy : whats all the fuss about? :S

Hamsters : i knew this was coming. afterwards we shall rule the world! HAHAHA

by hegstar1 November 25, 2009

final rapage

Taking a final, raping it really f**king hard, and finishing inside it in under 20 minutes not even letting the final enjoy the struggle.

Patrick walks into the classroom.
grabs the final by the staple.
unzips.
unloads.
aces that shit.
leaves the final test marked up and motionless on the table.
Nuff Said.

Classmate: "how was the final for you?"
Patrick: "total, final rapage"
Classmate: "It was easy huh?"
Patrick: "Yeah it tried to put up a fight but I was prepared"
Classmate: "Yeah i heard it squeeaall like a pig- SQUEEE"

by theindianwholikesmexicanfood March 18, 2010

finafuckinly

an expression of releif stated after an agravating or tedius task is completed

finafuckinly i beat the damn game

by your fat-ass mother July 6, 2010

Finaling

Projects are usually divided into chunks or iterations. Finaling is usually the last step or iteration within that project.

With the game finaling, I’d be worried changing the pipeline now.

by Ichiban110 April 25, 2011

Financial aid steroids

The highest amount of financial aid one can receive for tuition for a private high school

"I hear Olivia's parents voted for Obama, I'm surprised she can afford to go to Kent Place School"
"She can't, she's on financial aid steroids"

by TheBoi1128 May 18, 2013

Financially anal fisted

Financial anal fisting

I have just been financially anal fisted at tax time

by Karlaur September 28, 2018