feeding two birds with one hand

accomplishing two tasks at one time.

Craig-" I made her buy me beer, then I threw it in her can!!"
Scott-" Sweeeeeeeeeet "
Craig-" Yeah. It was like feeding two birds with one hand. "
Scott-" I like the way you live your life. "
Craig-" Thank you."

by Juan Nutt May 6, 2011

Feeding Frenzy

Usually the curse that follows after a group of friends have had a session of blazing and hit an all time high of munching, thus it turns into an orgy of eating.

"Dude, a few friends and I were blazing one night and once we all had the munchies, we shot through to Mcd's and had a feeding frenzy!!"

by CHouns November 11, 2011

Feeding Tube

When you shove your penis down someone's throat and cum.

"That girl at the soup kitchen was looking hungry, so I gave her the Feeding Tube."

by Unicorn death trap September 4, 2015

feebing

Acting in the manner of a feeble minded person (a feeb)

Quit feebing or we'll be late to the party!

by effan October 4, 2017

Feeding the Goalkeeper

When a football player shoots the ball straight at the goalkeeper, it is known as feeding the goalkeeper

“Stop feeding the goalkeeper, he’s not hungry!”

“The keeper’s just eaten!”

by Big D 25 January 17, 2018

feelings

something that fuck you up inside

feelings will never go away

by sashalopez October 16, 2018

feelings player

Someone who first gives you bf/gf material but after a while friend zones you or says he/she likes someone else. He/she mostly has done this with multiple people

"I had cute conversations with this dude till 3 A.M. But today he said he saw me as a really good friend, while we had really intense conversations"

"I'm sorry but you are dealing with a feelings player. "

by Feelings dealer December 31, 2019