False Stat Guy

An individual who provides false or otherwise unreliable information that is taken as the truth by their associates. This false information is then proven to be in fact false by one of the associates in a socially embarrasing situation that will cause angst towards the supplier of that erroneous information.

Chris told me that Liam Neeson was in the movie Willow, I took this information as fact and when discussing the topic later I was made to look like a fool. He is truly a False Stat Guy.

by William LeMon May 8, 2007

Fare to Middleton

A Manchester version of the phrase "fair to middilin'", Middleton being a town in north Manchester. As used on Coronation Street.

When asked "hows things" in the Rovers, Stan Ogden replied "Fare to Middleton".

by peakwin August 3, 2007

farberize

To come into a situation that is bad and make things MUCH worse.

Well... you have really farberized this one haven't you?

by Ihova October 3, 2007

false alram

1when drunk, closely avoiding some sort of danger/threat/or general unpleasantness. 2Can be used while sober in a sarcastic manner to describe panic over stupidity.

1Ish thta the copss? newp false alram!

2oh no! I lost my pen! oh wait here it is in my hand... false alram

by phreke July 8, 2010

false directions

false directions are an epidemic of sorts that can occur when someone forgets a crucial point in the directions to his/her house. They can destroy friendships, party nights, drug deals, marriages etc.

Sue: Did you make that left at the signal or the stop sign?
Fred: The light... that's where you said
Sue: I said the stop sign....
Fred: you gave me false directions, god damnit.

by thatguybillmurray January 24, 2012

Falseghetto

When someone from a privileged background speaks in a false Ghetto accent in a bid to appear tough or cool. Can apply to either gender (men or women).

"You ain't from the streets son, you spittin' falseghetto"

by Pilau March 5, 2012

Fareakin

Beyond freakin, just below fuckin.

You've gotta be fareakin kidding me!
There's no fareakin way I'm going in there again.
That tarantula was fareakin huge!

by Captain Nimbus June 6, 2013