Fapisfied

The feeling you get after flicking you bean, fiddling your skittle, getting off, jerking it, fapping, etc.

Whatever you wanna call it, if you do it yourself, you're only getting fapisfied. Not satisfied.

"She left before we did anything, so by the end of the night, I was only fapisfied."

by Fapisfied June 25, 2014

Fapiduous

The insatiable urge or need for sexual release through the means of masturbation. Can be so debilitating that sufferers are unable to do any of their normal daily functions.

"Why did he call out sick today?"

"He said he was having a nasty Fabiduous attack and was unable to leave his house."

"Fapiduous?"

"Yeah, apparently its serious."

by Nevineir August 10, 2014

Fapit

When your masturbating and you happen to take a shit or piss.

Hey Joe, I was just fapping last night and I let out a fapit.

by TheMLGNoscoper March 1, 2015

Faponymous

Fapping or masturbating to amateur nude pics that are of people which you don't even know.

I was faponymousing in ImageFap.com

by rebelliousness April 16, 2015

Fapolooooow

When you've being Boston pancaked and then you perform a goatse only to get a foot inserted in your ass and receive a donkey punch that knocks you out. Then you wake up and look in the mirror to realise you've received a dirty sanchez but no reach around but you still have a rock hard cock so you end up having fap yourself off to finally get off.

Dude.... ive done everything for this client and now I shouldn't have to finish my self off. I've been fapolooooowed.

by Hitchenslap September 4, 2016

fapboom

When a fanboy's ultimate fantasy is realized. The act of masturbating and exploding at the same time.

People in the game industry saw the new Babymetal video for the first time. FAPBOOM!

by Roakana July 20, 2016

Fapmonsoon

A person who engages in personal pleasure so often that they transform into a monsoon.

My neighbor is so loud I'm starting to think she's a Fapmonsoon.

by Herga October 25, 2016