Falseghetto

When someone from a privileged background speaks in a false Ghetto accent in a bid to appear tough or cool. Can apply to either gender (men or women).

"You ain't from the streets son, you spittin' falseghetto"

by Pilau March 5, 2012

False Piss

When you enter a bathroom to use the mirror to check yourself out only to find someone is using it. You then attemp to pee even if you dont really have to so that the person at the mirror doesnt thing that the only reason you walked into the bathroom is to fix your hair only to be further embarrassed by the sound of a leaking faucet coming from your penis

Guy 1- "What took you so long in the bathroom"
Guy 2- "Dude I walked into the bathroom to fix my hair but the mirror was already taken so I had to take a False Piss."
Guy 1- "awe man thats the worst"
Guy 2- " yea that guy at the mirror looked at me funny when he heard the sound of 3 drops of pee falling. Awkward....."

by Roli720 November 7, 2013

Falsepoop [Noun]

Falsepoops are both a feeling and a phenomena. They may present themselves as sharts or disguise themselves as megashits. But these are merely squeakers that cause the discomfort prompting you to take siege of the porcelain throne. When you do finally sit down and force that motherfucker out; you may produce a marble, or nothing at all. What you have here sir or madam, is a falsepoop.

Falsepoop Noun "There I sat so broken hearted, but twas falsepoop; I had and just barely sharted."

Person 1: Man, I can't believe I sat on the toilet for 3 minutes, missing my show for a false poop.
Person 2: I held my false poop in, I looked kinda dumb for a minute, but I'm good.
Person 3: Hold on, I think I'm having a false poop right now, nope I'm sharting.

Person 4: How is this not a crazy shitstorm right now, all of this pushing over a false poop?

by Fismo February 12, 2014

Failsman

Failed Salesman

William is a Failsman because he can't sell shit

by thalbany February 13, 2015

false neck

The act of calling out the person who told you "Thats a neck", therefor, the neck is instead on him/her.

Anthony: whats 2+3
Sean: 5
Anthony: That's a neck!
Sean: FALSE NECK!

by Sean Webber January 1, 2017

False homo

A serious condition in which a straight guy deemed as gay by his peers starts to become attracted to men due to peer pressure.

Bob: Joe u r gay
Joe: NO IM NOT BOB

2 WEEKS LATER:

Joe: Damn bob u lookin fine in that jacket 😉
Psychiatrist: We have a false homo on our hands

by East Timor April 23, 2017

false food

food that is made out of plastic or not real

How much does this FALSE FOOD cost?

by AntIs_Cool November 22, 2017