Mac Force-Field

The act, usually performed of women, of wearing to dam much make up.

Dam. Girl would be hella pretty if that Mac Force-Field wore off.

by Randall The Bear February 13, 2010

W.C. Fields

W.C. Fields was the funniest comedic actor in the history of film. Before he was an actor, he was a Vaudevillian juggler. He was born William Claude Dukenfield on January 29, 1880; he died on December 25, 1946. He was also known as Charles Bogle, Otis Criblecoblis, Mahatma Kane Jeeves, A. Pismo Clam, et cetera.

The best movie W.C. Fields was in is It's a Gift.

Norman Bissonet (Tommy Bupp): What's the matter, Pop, don't you love me anymore?
Harold (W.C. Fields): Certainly I love you!
Amelia (Kathleen Howard): Don't you dare strike that child!
Harold: Well, he's not going to tell me I don't love him!

by Herbert Oscar Forsberg III May 1, 2008

Field Hockey

The most amazing sport to ever be created. Consisting of a team of at least 11 or more determined, in shape, atheltic girls (or guys!) and a pretty brave goalkeeper. The forwards, mid-fielders and sometimes defense sprint up and down the field for an extended amount of time. Often referred to as a "Lesbian sport". HAHAHA no. Why don't you try running up and down a field non-stop for almost an hour? Excatly. Most people can't. Field Hockey is physically demanding and full of skill players devolp over weeks and weeks at a time. Goalies have hard plastic balls flying at them at 60 MPH. Field players are getting whacked by sticks (wood or composite). and are constantly getting knocked over, tripped, and hit. But let me be the first to say, NOTHING is better than hearing the ball whack into the back of the goal. So next time you make fun of Field Hockey, go try it and see how you do.

Marvin: "Hey did you see the field hockey game yesterday?"

Harry: "Yeah I have no clue how those girls run for 50 minutes straight."

Marvin: "Right? It seems pretty hard. I respect th

by fieldhockey9876 July 19, 2012

Oil Field Trash

adj. ; Used to describe a person whom works in the oil field (i.e. Drilling Rigs, Oil Rigs) The person is not necessarily trashy, filthy, or dirty but can be if they so choose. Those described as Oil Field Trash typically drink excessively and are crude, narcissistic, and beligerent when drunk. IMPORTANT: There are only two absolutes concerning beging described as Oil Field Trash; 1. One must work in the oil field and 2. One must be proud to be described as Oil Field Trash.

"My Oil Field Trash friends and I are heading to the bar after a long days work on the drilling rig"

"He is wearing a sweater that says 'Oil Field Trash' on it, he must work in the oil field"

by Oil Field Trash November 8, 2008

failed abortion

The Jonas Brothers.

"Dude, I hate the Jonas Brothers!"

"Me too! they're one big failed abortion".

by only slightly June 21, 2010

field goal

when someone kicks a man in the groin. Normally he is so much pain that it requires a hospital stay.

by Saints September 9, 2003

Field nigger tag

Consists of a bunch of niggers throwinga ball back and forth, as they pummel each other to the ground.
AKA: FOOTBALL

On most Sunday's one may see Field Nigger Tag playing on the sports channel.
Look at those boys playing field nigger tag.
I sure do want some field nigger tag paraphernalia, before I attend the game.

by U4icstar August 17, 2011