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Double Dutch Expressways

The act of placing two sisters side by side on a twin sized bed, and shitting between each sisters tits. (From this point on you will use your dick.) Get your cock really hard and start to titty fuck the one on the left, then switch over to the one on the right. Then back to the left, then once again back to the right. At this point the shit between their titties should be running thin, you might have to reapply. If not go ahead and shoot a hot steamy load in and around their mouths.
Last years Double Dutch Expressways competition champion was Mike.
by hooker at the desk July 19, 2010
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Chaircover Express

The antithesis of integrity, ingenuity, ambition, customer service and reason.
Chaircover Express messed up your order. You are out of luck.
by derekwerhwarhwear August 4, 2007
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Baguette Express

A chain of shops, which sell the most amazin' baguettes I've ever had.!
And they are cheap..! Most of the Baguette Express shops are in Scotland.

P.S Perfect combo with Irn-Bru.
Hey dude, can I have a white baguette with Coronation Chicken Spicy, Tomatoes, Mozzarella and Sliced Egg, please!? Oh yeah and some Irn-Bru.?

That will be 3.20 then.. (Cheap as shit!)

Ah man, cant wait to go to Baguette Express, their baguettes are freakin'amazin';
by DutchTom January 9, 2009
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expressjet

A Houston, TX based U.S. national airline which currently operates a fleet of 274 Embraer Jets, consisting of EMB-135ER, EMB-135LR, EMB-145EP, EMB-145LR, and EMB-145XR variants. Expressjet is consistently a top performer when its performance metrics are measured against other airlines who operate aircraft of a similair size. Expressjet is publicly traded on the new york stock exchange, and their symbol is XJT.

ExpressJet operates approximately 49 of these aircraft with an airline of their own name, serving 24 US cities. Most of their destinations are in the southwestern US, but they serve cities from coast to coast. 10%-20% of those 49 aircraft are typically devoted to charter-only duties at any given time. They also operate 205 aircraft on behalf of Continental Airlines as "Continental Express" out of Cleveland Ohio, Houston Texas, and Newark New Jersey, and an additional 20 aircraft on behalf of Delta Airlines as "Delta Connection" out of LAX.
I took expressjet from Raleigh-Durham North Carolina to San Antonio Texas last week. It was a great flight. They gave me a free headset so I could listen to the complimentary XM satellite radio installed in every seat. I enjoyed their dollar beers and three dollar cocktails, not to mention their meal service, which was again complimentary. Best of all there was no middle seat, I valet checked my bag, and since there were only 50 seats on the plane I didn't have to wait forever to get on and off! I haven't had service this great on an airline in years!
by marsguo1 April 12, 2008
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self expression

The proper term used to discribe when kk and doom give people the Middle Finger.
When the judge asked the reason why KK flicked off the traffic cop, KK stated that he was only expressing himself.
by James Bourne September 10, 2003
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Midnight Express

Attempting anal intercourse with your sleeping partner.

Note - This can performed at anytime of the day, but has more signifance when perfomed in the mignight hour.

Reference - Midnight Express (1978) - American college student sentenced to life in jail in Turkey for trying to smuggle Hashish. During his time in prison is repeatedly sodomized by jailers.
I tried to catch the Midnight Express, but got a slap across the face instead.
by Bruno Cosentino May 26, 2006
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panda express

Delicious Chinese food found in many mall food courts. nothing like ham fried rice and orange chicken with some sweet and sour pork. mmm mm good
"Hey wanna go get some panda?"
"Yes. Yes I do."
by Panda_Enjoyer September 14, 2005
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