Esskeetit

The overused word and song by the well known ignorant sound cloud mumbler, Lil Pump. Nationwide News reports Lil Pump suffers a severe addiction when it cums to esskeetit and using it all over his face, even sometimes causing choking or swallowing on the word.

Guy: Hey Lil Pump, I know you want to suck my somewhat average sized cock and taste it’s bland cream filling.

Lil Pump: Esskeetit!!

Or

White guy: From the window, To the wall.

‘Til Lil Pump sucks on yo’ balls,
Ohhh, Yes my dick is small.
Lil Pump: Ehhh Skeet skeet skeettit motha fucka
Ehhh Skeet skeet skeettit..

by LazerJazer June 11, 2018

essex

The richest county in England. Also the best. No-one messes with Essex girls. And yes all of them are blonde, i will admit that being a NATURALLY blonde essex girl.There are a lot of chavs in essex, but not hardly as many as there are in places like devon. at least our chavs dont drive tractors. we don't all wear louis vuitton and burberry.

essex girl: ' All the other slags in this country are just jealous because THEY'RE not from essex, that's why they say we're sluts. '

by emma1234 February 8, 2009

Biden-esque

Making an attempt to appear to know what you are talking about while not having the first clue what you're talking about. In other words, making it up as you go, man. Typically used tongue-in-cheek.

"Not to sound Biden-esque but I'm sure that global warming is a direct result of Russian interference and weather meddling"

by Binghamton Michael August 12, 2020

Joey Essex

Joey Essex is the embodiment of everything that is wrong with the World. The definition of Joey Essex can be broken down into two parts;

1) Joey: The easiest name to pronounce for someone with an IQ lower than his own age, the two syllables can in fact be pronounced as any other combination of slurred syllables when drunk to give the same result.
2) Essex: Not actually his surname, this is simply his home as he is too dumb to remember both his name AND address.... hence Joey Essex

Taxi Driver: Where to?
Joey Essex: I'm Joey Essex..... er...... Joey Essex......Essex..... yeah proper Reem
Taxi Driver: Fucking waste of skin....

by 4dam4ntium February 5, 2015

essentials

another word for genitals.

In the nude pic, she is seen covering her essentials with her bare hands.

by Uttam Maharjan 2 August 6, 2014

essendon

a victorian football team known by interstaters for their arrogance and show pony antics. Tactics used by the side include extravagent use of milking for a free and a strange time wasting excercise of - pulling socks up, throwing grass in the air and spinning the ball before even kicking.

LJ - Essendon all the way
J - Pfft kick a vic

by aflrox May 2, 2006

essex

1. County in the SouthEast of England.

2.Hell. There is no other reason for there to be so many sharons, burberry-wearing chavs, boy racers, and polyester clad 14 year old chavettes gathered in one place than the unavoidable fact that Essex is hell.

"I moved out of Essex, and the sound of whining Fiesta engines going round and round a car park fills me with nostalgic bile."

"Oh God, I think I just stepped in a pile of Essex."

by Anonymous July 22, 2004