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Essendon 

Also known as the Essendon Bombers. The single most brilliant team in the afl. Have won more premierships than any other side and have the most brilliant coach (Kevin Sheedy). Unfortunatly (sp) they will only win two matches this year, because they are currently crap.
Essendon are the greatest team to ever play Aussie Rules.
Essendon by FREAKISHone March 28, 2005
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essendon 

a victorian football team known by interstaters for their arrogance and show pony antics. Tactics used by the side include extravagent use of milking for a free and a strange time wasting excercise of - pulling socks up, throwing grass in the air and spinning the ball before even kicking.
LJ - Essendon all the way
J - Pfft kick a vic
essendon by aflrox May 2, 2006

Essendon supporter 

If your an essendon supporter, then congrats! you support the best afl team to ever exist. Darcy Parish is going to win the Brownlow, and every other team snorts cocaine (mostly carlton). If you support a different team then what the F you need to go get some serious help.

Essendon Hat 

1:A cheap hat from the Royal Melbourne Show

2: A hat that was thrown at the fan and flew out the window
1: Man, did you see that fat shit with the Essendon hat?

2: Oh no, my essendon hat went out the window
Essendon Hat by The Inc May 11, 2006

Essendon Keillor College

A local high school where year 10 date year 8
Essendon Keillor College - Mohammed Hassen and meyron

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026