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Emolution

the phraze used to describe the recent emo movement in america. Emo-lution is personified by individual males wearing female pants, and write sappy song about their girlfriend dumping them. These songs are ten sung by another or the sme malein a whiney high-pitched voice with detuned guitars and un-rythmic durms.
Sean has joined the Emoluton
by Alaster fucking adams February 25, 2004
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Education pew pew man

A kindergarden school shooter
Lil' Timmy:Mom! Johnny became an education pew pew man and pew'd all my friends!
by shyguy1824 February 9, 2018
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educational arrogance

The concept explaining the phenomenon when one is under the belief that because they have a higher degree(s), that their life holds more significance than someone with fewer or no higher degree(s). Also evident when a person frequently drops this information into casual conversation multiple times in a shameless bid for attention.
The moment you believe you are better than someone because you have a college degree, you are demonstarting educational arrogance, and therefore, are an asshat.

Asshat: Polish this turd, willya Judy, ya know I have two Master’s degrees..

Asshat: Ya know I have two Master’s degrees so I don’t understand why I have to be here.
by this_is_not_your_stuff May 11, 2018
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Education

An incredible opportunity to better yourself and better understand the world around you, frequent mocked and derided by people too stupid to appreciate it or as a defense against their own shortcomings or lack of ambition.
Jared said, "Schools are stupid. The only reason the government wants us to learn and become critical thinkers is so they can control us." Cornelius replied, "If you had been more invested in your education growing up, you wouldn't be saying such stupid things. Now get back to work. I'm not paying you minimum wage to complain about how everything is someone else's fault."
by Gladeye November 24, 2013
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Internet Education

When individuals turn to the Internet to Educated them selves in lieu of getting an actual education. Most of what is learned on the internet is, in fact, not true. You can tell someone who has an internet education from a person who has an actual education by the degree and depth of their knowledge. If you think Aspartame is a poison, you have an internet education. If you realize aspartame is actually made up of 2 amino acids, you have an actual education. Other 'symptoms' of an internet education include, 9/11 conspiracy, vaccine conspiracy, fluoridated water dangers, Moon landing conspiracy, citing Alex Jones, youtube or Wikipedia as a source.
Omg, you know that Vaccines cause autism?

Really? Where did you get your internet education? Youtube? Do you have a Ph.D in Wikipedia?
by Devon McIntyer March 17, 2011
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Felation Elation

When one is happy or elated to be felated. Made happy by the act of fellatio.
Oh my god! Kathy blew me and it has been so long! I'm experiencing felation elation!
by scatbrat April 16, 2009
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Emulator

Great computure programme that can play all the classic console game system games from: snes, nes, atari.ect.But it costs you money to get an emulator.(the best thing to do is get a burned version from a friend who has already got one, like I did, lol) It also slows your computure right down. But its great fun. You can change the colours of the games you play. You can play the games with a special controler. You can also get weird versionnof games, like sonario which is a sega sonic game with mario as sonic. It's so cool. The roms are illegal but who cares, no one is gonna care.
NESten is one of the many emulators you can get.
by Nereek August 8, 2005
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