Evolution

A popular haunt for (cockmasters). Possibly the greatest nightclub on planet Earth. Whether it be vodka on a Thursday or jelly baby on a Saturday, there's no place like Evo.

"Me and my fellow cockmasters are going to evolution tonight to get some pussy"

by Ross October 24, 2004

Oh my evolution

A phrase identical to "Oh my god!", only inserting 'evolution' where 'god' is, to fit your belief on Human existence.

Ome is the abbreviation of oh my evolution, equivalent to omg.

"Is that my crush over there, checking me out! Wow, he winked and said come here!! Oh my evolution!!!!!!"

THIZ IZ JULEE: LOLOL, ur soooooo funny! OME!
marthaa said: Hahahah OME OME OME Hhaha.

by Julee Harris November 15, 2007

Emotional Exhaust

Whenever you have some feelings bottled up inside, good or bad, happy or sad, and you just feel like telling someone would help you, and you don't even care who you tell, so you tell a friend or you post it on the internet or just tell some random person, just to let it out, that's emotional exhaust.

"Hey, I got some stuff I need to get off my chest, can you listen to my emotional exhaust?"
"Sure, I'm always here for you"

by Ovy October 8, 2009

Emotional Tampon

A non-threatening guy that girls use to vent there emotions. This guy is generaly teased and ridiculed by other males. The male tampon offen thinks that he is all that and is a complete ladies man while really he is just a girls way of realeasing emotional tention.

"Mike is such an emotional tampon"
"All of the girls go and cry on his shoulder and then go screw there boyfriends."
"What a queer"
"Amen to that brother"

by Ben McBen May 25, 2009

Evolution

A person or car that changes shape or name frequently. A liar.

That Evolution loves her mates but only when they hang on her words, then she evolutes and becomes a car of a different shape.

by Ullapool Lass June 20, 2008

Emotioncans

A pair of breasts that are so spectacular, they reduce all men to blubbering masses of jelly.

I cry everytime I see Scarlett's emotioncans.

by Juan "The Garrioch" Hefe June 27, 2006

Emotional Dustbunny

1.n. One who feels very little emotion or no emotions at all.
2.n. One who's emotions are ignored or taken from.

Person: "I feel like such an emotional dustbunny. -Sigh- I need love..."

by Brent + Katie January 10, 2009