Carl-Emil

Usually a very smol dick around 3 cm but he is still a lady magnet and fucks your mom

guy 1: Who is that guy with that smol dick?
guy 2: He must be an Carl-Emil

by Giant penis guy February 28, 2022

Carl-Emil

Carl-Emil is a rare creature, usually found in the amazon forest. It tends to have very big ears, but also a incredibly large penis. If you go 10 or less meters close to him, he WILL attempt to rizz you up, so be careful. The Carl-Emil is mostly famous for the ass cheese incident in 1945. He was also used as a sex bot in ww2. A Carl-Emil can cost up to 100000 dollars.

Explorer: Wow, I wonder what that creature is. Im gonna go closer to it
Carl-Emil: Wassup girl. Are you asian? Cuz im china get into japanties ;)
Explorer: *takes off clothes*

by scared ass cheese looking nigg April 24, 2023

carl-emil

sexy motherfucker

oh he's so Carl-Emil AKA oh he's so sexy

by SØØØSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS November 21, 2016

Emil Alfreðs

Emil Alfreðs is a Icelandic male name. Emil Alfreðs is a name for someone who is extremely true to his home town. Often he is so true to his roots that he is crowned king of certain local places like supermarkets, bars or diners.

Person 1: So where are you from?
Person 2: Im from Grafarvogur, im kind of a Emil Alfreðs there actually

by Guðlaug Þórsdóttir November 22, 2021

Emil Alfreðs

Emil Alfreðs is a Icelandic male name. Emil Alfreðs is a name for someone who is extremely true to his home town. Often he is so true to his roots that he is crowned king of certain local places like supermarkets, bars or diners.

Person 1: So where are you from?
Person 2: Im from Grafarvogur, im kind of a Emil Alfreðs there actually

by Guðlaug Þórsdóttir November 22, 2021

Emil's big tornado

A sentance used to describe a big, juicy, wet, long-lasting, blowing fart.

S:Yooo, I heard someone pull an Emil's big tornado!
A:Cool! I haven't heard it yet.

by Baddie33344 June 26, 2021