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Double Hit and Run

When a car crash causes a consecutive car crash and either one, two, or all three of the cars flee the scene.
Daniel: Hey, did you hear that Aaron got into a double hit and run yesterday?
Craig: No! What happened?
Daniel: So Aaron was driving through an intersection, and a huge Ford F-250 ran a red light and smashed right into his car. That caused a Toyota sedan behind him to rear-end him. Both cars drove away, leaving poor Aaron's car destroyed. He had to pay for it all himself!
Craig: That's awful!
by Suboptimal_Crumb May 7, 2020
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Double Dump Dutch Rudder

To men one sitting on top of the other,while faceing each other, on a toilet seat takeing a dump while performing a double dutch rudder
I went into the truck stop bathroom to find in a stall with no doors 2 dudes doing a double dump dutch rudder
by who is huge July 19, 2010
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Double handed salmon rod

A sexual technique, used among fishermen, to describe getting jerked off by 2 girls whilst aiming to shoot your load overboard.
(you're supposed to be on a boat to get a doublehanded salmon rod)
Hey Joe, ever since I got that penis enlargement I've gotten so many double handed salmon rods my penis is burning.
by Fishemanjack June 21, 2012
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Double Barrel Snot Rocket

The act of performing a snot rocket, but with a friend, usually of the opposite sex. The friend and the shooter connect open mouths, and the friend huffs and puffs a mighty breath through the nasal passages of the shooter, sending snot rockets out both the shooter's nostrils. The friend usually takes the full blast, so it's only recommended for those who have a mucus fetish.
"Did you see Tom and Jillian do the Double Barrel Snot Rocket?" "Yeah d00d! She totally got blasted in the eye!"
by sean d July 21, 2008
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Everything: Dead
by RickyBobTosun May 5, 2021
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Bubble Bass' order in the Spongebob episode "Pickles". AKA the ultimate/cringiest food to ever exist.
"I'll take a Double Triple Bossy Deluxe on a raft, 4x4 animal style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease; make it cry, burn it, and let it swim." - Bubble Bass
by UrbanDUser06 February 11, 2019
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Ring Doble

Is the acction of licking and sticking ones tongue in and around the anus.
"Ow, mate i had some good Ring Doble last night off this lass"

"Bend over that sofa there, im going to perform the skill that is Ring Doble on you, you Dirty bitch"
by DunkTheSpunk June 24, 2009
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