disasturbation

To masturbate during a disaster, or when normal masturbation turns disastrous.

Masturbation turns into disasturbation if you're arrested for doing it in public.

by eosbnnaarsh November 8, 2011

disappressing

Disappressing is an adjective. It is a combination of the words disappointing and depressing. It is used to describe something that is both disappointing and depressing at the same time.

Love is very disappressing, especially during a break up.

by blukittygeek December 9, 2012

Disasterstroke

When a sudden flash of inspiration leads to a horrible chain of events. The opposite of a masterstroke.

Jim: I thought it might be a good idea to use a blowtorch to trim my butt hair. Now I haven't sat down for a week and when I fart it smells like barbecue.

Bob: That's a hell of a disasterstroke dude

by dr ben May 30, 2013

disafuckingpointed

Being about ten steps beyond simple disappointment

I'm so disafuckingpointed with this .

by Drelly September 20, 2016

Disappointment Sandwich

A sandwich made when one has nothing to make a sandwich with, but still craves a sandwich. These sandwiches often desperately consist of food items that are not usually put on sandwiches

For lunch today I had a disappointment sandwich consisting of a stale hotdog bun, leftover meatloaf, a mysteriously hidden piece of American cheese , and ketchup.

by Sorrelli May 24, 2016

disaggregation

The synthetization of aggregate data into data cohort groups most ostensibly by race.

The counter-reactionary (counter-materialistic) or meta-right response to correlationism.

A low-level argument against mandatory integration.

Jean Baudrillard predicted the disaggregation (referentialization (synthetization)) of postmodernism by arguing that media would be deconstructed by its own message.

Ie. the message IS the medium.

Example: Memetics.

by sandraxine June 25, 2018

DisAintWiki

Short way of saying, This Ain't Wikipedia... for all those idiots writing biographies here... this is URBAN DICTIONARY!

Person: Jake Paul: famous YouTuber

You: DisAintWiki!

by DAPULSE, LLC October 18, 2018