dieds

When something goes so wrong that you have no idea what reality is

John: bro nobody is joining our group
Simon: *dieds*

by strokemoment April 10, 2022

To bad he died

When nobody gives an actual fuck about you:)

Kimberly: nice dog.

Tailon: to bad he died..

Kimberly: oh..

by The PLUG🔥 June 20, 2016

.....and then she, er, died

used when somebody else has been telling a very elaborate or exaggerated story. said as though you are finishing the story, ecven though it has nothing to do with the content of their story. said with almost slight excitement and bewliderment.

friend one: i was at the bar last night when these 3 guys came over and started pushing me around, so one by one i took them down. thats when the police came and chased me down for 4 hours before i got away. that really ruined my date with those twins.
friends two and three: .....and then she, er, died

by aston10 June 30, 2011

Dendraphiliac

Someone who likes girls named after trees

Ross is a dendraphiliac and loves Acacia because she possibly has dendrites.

by secret friend October 20, 2006

Dendrophilia

people like me who walkie talkie girls and tell them that i am humping the trees and getting my grove on

i humped this tree one time and there was seaman on it when i left i dont know if i we are expecting a baby because she hasn't responded yet

by dead awesome in the bed August 21, 2003

Dendrizz

The mystical force given to sad, pathetic, girlfail (male) redditors to allow them to be irresistible to dominant women

"Man how come Josh gets so much attention from girls? He's such a loser."
"He must have that dendrizz"

by Malquor May 7, 2023

Hella Died

oi m8 great job supportin tha ruskies...hehe job well done

this dudes a champ

by valeria March 13, 2003