mule dicking 

Verb: To force or coerce an individual via violence, manipulation or other blatant means into a situation or action they find intensely undesirable. Browbeating, where the end result is always unpleasant for the recipient.

"Man, Mark is always mule dicking me into karaoke night, I hate karaoke night."

mule dicking by Keegasaur July 23, 2014

frost docking 

Similar to when space docking, frost docking is when human fecal matter is inserted into a woman's vagina through the use of a pastry bag or frosting dispenser.

Steve couldn't help but admire his expert technique at frost docking as the intricate flower of shit appeared to bloom out of Nancy's crotch.

frost docking by Lord Legzer December 24, 2014

freight docking 

When a male defecates into another male's gaping asshole. A male homosexual version of space docking.

"Norm picked up some weird habits while in the Navy."
"How so?"
"Every Saturday morning he has to buy new bed sheets because John and him keep freight docking and getting shit everywhere."
" You think with being in the Navy they would have better aim."

freight docking by Whale Whisperer May 12, 2016

Dick Ducking 

Dodging A Creep hitting on you!

" If you can dodge a dick , you can dodge a ball!" or "Remeber the 5D's of Dick Ducking: Dodge , Duck, Dip , Dive and DODGE"

Dick Ducking by Trish&AmbDoubleTrouble August 30, 2017

Pogo Dicking 

When a female doesnt care about anything else other than the next dick shes hoping on. Sometimes bouncing on 5 or more dicks in one day.

I really like Adrienne, Chris. I wish she would settle down with me, but shes too busy pogo dicking every guy in town.

Pogo Dicking by Baron Wolfbriar March 15, 2020

Paddle Dicking 

The subtle art of "fucking off" avoiding the task at hand.

"Quit your paddle dicking and get back to work"

Paddle Dicking by E*Ricky December 29, 2020

Lube Docking 

Lube docking is the act of one man taking lubricant of off his erect penis and applying it to another mans erect penis so he too can have a lubricated penis

It’s was 3am and Josh burst into my room needing some lubricant as he had a girl in his bed, unfortunately I had just used the last of the bottle on myself so I implored Josh to come closer to me so we could do a bit of Lube Docking and lubricate his dry erect cock to help a mate out.

Lube Docking by FunkyFelix May 5, 2021