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Wanker:no, he always wants halfway through and I dont like to see penises
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It was a lot more entertaining in the days of Colbert, even though Colbert wasn't that funny. Since The Colbert Report began to air right after, the writers for the shows have brought the writing down to one liberal (TDS) theme and one conservative (TCR) theme. I could personally do without all the bias on both shows, but, since the split, TDS has lacked personality, merely coming down to almost the liberal version of Glenn Beck.
It was a lot more entertaining in the days of Colbert, even though Colbert wasn't that funny. Since The Colbert Report began to air right after, the writers for the shows have brought the writing down to one liberal (TDS) theme and one conservative (TCR) theme. I could personally do without all the bias on both shows, but, since the split, TDS has lacked personality, merely coming down to almost the liberal version of Glenn Beck.
I watch the Daily Show and the Colbert Report every night, to get both sides, and a good laugh in between.
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The nick-name of The Daily Show's John Stewart.
by Mistah Tom September 1, 2008
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I read The Daily once, it was crap. Nothing of substance that I couldn't get for free elsewhere, and without spending $500.
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The origins of the site and news team has been tracked to Ponychan's /oat/ board, but it is still unknown as to where they actually came from.
The origins of the site and news team has been tracked to Ponychan's /oat/ board, but it is still unknown as to where they actually came from.
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<Conversation Redacted Due To Unimaginable Amounts Of Semen>
Morgan Freeman: Oh? And what, pray tell, was that site?
Nicholas Cage: It is not exactly known to the world, but—
2 Chainz: Yo dawgs, what's up?
Morgan Freeman: Mr. 2 Chainz, my friend! Please, have a seat. Nick here was just telling me about this site.
2 Chainz: Do it have kick ass beats on it?
Nicholas Cage: No, but I have never been more happy in my life. The name of the site is The Daily Oat, and it does brony news. But here is where things get interesting . . .
<Conversation Redacted Due To Unimaginable Amounts Of Semen>
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