A phrase used to describe the action of using a mechanical keyboard as a dildo. Often used by elderly men with back problems.
by UltimateKeyboard May 03, 2022
To write a gigantic fanfic that is over 5 pages long. The phrase is commonly used by those familiar with fanfiction sites, such as Archive of Our Own (AO3). The person can deny it if they do not hold the creative prowess needed to write fanfiction.
"Yo bro, hop on Google Docs, we have to write about that excellent idea you had last night. I heard you made an artwork of it as well, let's write about it since you're so invested in it.
"Sure, I'll hop on, just wait until my computer turns on."
"Sure, I'll hop on, just wait until my computer turns on."
by someone_who_likes_legos March 19, 2023
Called in sick the other day. My boss doesn’t trust me, so now I have to visit Doc Ock to have my symptoms checked.
by Laquatus October 16, 2023
by xXxPu5y-Wr3ckEr_360xXx August 08, 2014
Is a sexual position that requires a kitchen counter, an oral expert, a novelist, a Velociraptor named Blue, and the womanizer. Not recommended for amateurs. Generic womanizers are ok, but brand name is recommended; make sure womanizer is fully charged before attempting.
by Sparkly Narwhal August 07, 2018
by a regular noob August 20, 2018