lolers disease

A condition that causes people to use lol too much.

Fredrick: Hey! lol
Michael: Hi there
Fredrick: lol whats up?
Michael: not much really
Fredrick: lol cool
Michael: do you have lolers disease?
Fredrick: lol wut?

by Pengwin May 12, 2007

"Your and You're" Disease

The, "Your and You're" Disease (YYD) is obtained when one is bemused whether to utilize "your" or "you're" to their statement or an interrogatory question as an example. "Your" is a possession, used to describe one's property or item. "You're" is a contraction for the words, "You are", although it does not matter which one is selected from "You're" and "You are". Many may attain this syndrome if they are exposed to:

- Social media memes

- The repetition of others typing wrong from right

- Lack of education

There are no known antibiotics nor medicinal syrups and pills to dispose of this disease, but there are a few procedural actions one may do to reduce the disease in general so it is barely noticed by others.

- Get a grammar book

- Learn from others

- Get an education

Person A.) Hey, your getting robbed.

Person B.) It seems your brain has already been stolen.

Person C.) Now that's some acute "Your and You're" Disease!

by Ninja of Logic May 26, 2014

Eminem disease

What you have if your white and your a rapper and you actually sound good when you rap. People with this disease usually get made fun of for being a white rapper but when someone actually listens to their music they sound good and earn respect.

White guy: Hey man you wanna hear my rap song?

Black guy: *laughs* ok white boy lets see how much you suck.

*they both listen to the white guys rap song*

Black guy: Damn you ripped that shit up.

White guy: I know, and I'm white too I dont understand.

Black guy: Seems like you have the Eminem Disease.

White guy: Huh, I never knew that.

by I have the eminem disease August 30, 2009

Shaquille O'Neil Disease

A horribly debilitating birth defect where a person who is of very large stature has an average sized penis. The problem is that the average sized penis looks tiny compared to the persons huge body.

Girl: Damn you have a small dick
Guy: Bitch! its 8 1/2 inches long. I'm 6'8" it just looks small.
Girl: Sorry I didn't realize you were afflicted with Shaquille O'Neil Disease.

by Patient zero July 29, 2008

kienbock disease

A disease that leads to man-like features caused by the decaying of the bones in the wrist. This is most common among women between the ages of 40 and 122 that also have a unique fetish for midgets and dwarfs. The only known treatment is the process of ten months of daily soaking your bunions in midget bodily fluids.

Kienbock disease causes mock to go home early everyday in excitement for her midget treatment.

by Bobbi Klein June 13, 2008

MKF disease

MKF diease comes in the form of a small, redheaded girl around 4"11. Side affects include being unbelievably annoying, singing at random times, and being allergic to the opposite sex. To avoid this *fatal* disease, place RoseMary above your door, and continuously play songs from the Broadway Classic, "Once Upon A Mattress"

Kasey: OH DEAR! I THINK YOU CAUGHT MKF disease!!"
Mary Kate: OH NO! NOW I'LL NEVER GET A BOYFRIEND!

by A concerned red head January 8, 2012

Speakers Disease

A disease in which the individual infected exhibits uncontrollable speaking that disrupts and bothers everyone around them.

Person 1 "You wanna go talk to Joel"
Person 2 "Nah he has a terrible case of speakers disease today"

by Parthex March 19, 2020