Diddle tootie footie ritty booty motherlicker

This is what LADS say when they can't swear and say "Dumb Motherfucking Bitch" as both the school and the parents don't allow children to swear...

"Stop stealing my toys you Diddle tootie footie ritty booty motherlicker!!!"
Or
"That Diddle tootie footie ritty booty motherlicker is the worst guy I have ever seen..."

by LibrariOBqbelF October 8, 2022

Diddle

“Babe shut the fuck up”
Basically, if neither you or your partner can shut up and enjoy a moment, you need that one word so that when one is focused, they can bring the other to focus”

*insert 4-5 minute rant about the rules to anything here*
“Diddle”
“Yes babe”

by Hampton Grey April 10, 2021

Twiddle my Diddle

When a female masturbates - she is Twiddling her Diddle.

No date tonight & I'm horny. I'm gonna have to Twiddle my Diddle .

by Lip Service May 29, 2024

Prairie Diddling

When a person goes to the bathroom and begins prairie dogging repeatedly until they reach climax

Wife to husband: "Honey you've been in the bathroom a long time, are you Prairie Diddling in there?"

by Citrus McGee October 3, 2024

La Diddle sum

When you don't have boost in rocket league/ammo in games

"I quite la diddle sum have no boost"

by La diddle sum December 27, 2023

Diddle Vision

The female equivalent of a spank bank. A slew of images a woman saves in which to refer to at a later date in order to help her achieve orgasm.

My internet got shut off and I don't have access to porn, so I had to run through my diddle vision.

by LuckyCow September 4, 2016

Sizzle Your Diddle

Sizzle Your Diddle means to go tell someone to sizzle their diddle on a frying pan like sizzling a sausage

Person 1: Go Sizzle Your Diddle
Person 2: No! How About You

by Idkmangfioys March 22, 2025