Costanza

An act of defication that is so strenuous it involves the removal of an article of clothing, especially the shirt.

After Thanksgiving I usually have a Costanza.

by Caexar January 8, 2007

costa

inability to hold your bladder

Dude, stop by a bathroom - I'm about to Costa all over my pants!!

by R 2.0 September 15, 2009

crustard

n. The dry, annoying piece of shit on the tip of a bottle of mustard.

Before you squirt that shit on your burger, be sure to pick off the crustard first, dude!

by designbabe73 September 3, 2004

Vaginal Crustation

1)Small, fluffy creature attracted to the female repoductive gland. Once thre, it stays for a while.
2)A vaginal crust which can be peeled off for a smooth fuck or left on for a rough fuck

1)Look at this vaginal crustation! It turned up last night when I was dancing, and I can't seem to get rid of it!!
2)Will you help me peel off this Vaginal Crustation; Rich is coming over in a bit!

by dan258 December 10, 2003

Frank Costanza

1.Character on the classic 90's sitcom, Seinfeld, George's father.

2.a activity, generaly a (sexual) move.
- when a man purposly hits the brake of the car and holds out his arm in front of the woman in front to cop a feel of her breasts

1. That Frank Costanza celebrates festivus

2. I most definetly pulled a Frank Costanza the other day on this hot chick.

by xSchaefx August 30, 2004

Costa Mexico

Slander term for Costa Mesa, California. Created by upper class residing in Newport Beach, California (beside Costa Mesa) to describe the area, with its large mexican population.

After we go to Fletcher Jones Mercedes, lets go to the Home Depot in Costa Mexico

by Anthony H February 23, 2005

Custard Pie

The act of urinating and ejaculating in unison

Dude I did the craziest custard pie last night, cum and piss flew everywhere

by Mr.Stonk & Big Tuna July 15, 2021