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Cunt's Tender

1) Small change. Normally used in relation to 1p, 2p and 5p coins scavenged from unwashed trouser pockets or the back of sofas when in desperate need of cash. Also used in relation to inconveniently huge amounts of change given when a cashier has run out of notes.

So named because of the inconvenience caused to those on the recieving end (and those directly involved) of (and in) the transaction.
"The queue isn't moving because that bloke at the front is paying for 20 Bensons in Cunt's Tender"

"I went to the shop this morning to buy a packet of Apple Hubba Bubba. I only had a £20 note but they had no fivers or tenners! So I've now got a pocket of Cunt's Tender and a very bad case of the John Wayne hemorrhoids."
by Skinbro December 9, 2008
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...and as the passion consumed them his hands searched eagerly for her cunt-nipple.
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When someone calls you a cunt, they sometimes say "see you next Tuesday". C U Next Tuesday. CUNT.

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Wow you see that guy near the window? His mouth would make a great cunt comb!
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cunt satchel

A person who is such an extreme cunt that they hold multiple cunts within their person. Like a satchel.
'Yesterday Todd and a bunch of his follower friends were here making fun of and harassing the kids who live across the street. Todd is such a cunt satchel.'
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A person who is extremely cocky and stuck up; a person that acts as if they are way better than others
She's acting like a cunt nugget just because she got some new shoes yesterday
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