craptismal

A tri-compound word (crap+craptastic/fantasic+abysmal) used to desribe extreme annoyance.

My work browser is craptismally annoying! It keeps shutting down as if my workplace doesn't want me to toggle between the 10+ open work docs, sharepoint pages, email, lotus notes & FB at will. Not sure why since it most-assuredly uses more bandwith & resource time to continuously shut down the window, restart, get annoyed, get resentful, spend more fb time than workdoc time... -just sayin.

by CunningLinguistic July 22, 2011

craptacular

From The Simpsons.

Spectacularly crappy, but with some entertainment value.

"This is one craptacular movie."

by snortstah January 29, 2005

crypto-hooker

Phrase coined by Tucker Carlson to apparently mean someone who claims to be a stripper but is in reality a prostitute. According to Mr. Carlson it can be assumed that all strippers are in fact crypto-hookers. Also, according to his legal scholarship, such individuals offer less reliable evidence in courts of law and thus testimony from them should not be taken seriously even though they are under oath.

Tucker Carlson asserted that the testimony of a woman allegedly raped at an off-campus party hosted by members of the Duke University men's lacrosse team "is to be taken ... a little differently" from that of "an ordinary person" because she is "a crypto-hooker" who "hires herself out to dance naked in front of and ... sometimes sleep with ... strangers." From Media Matters

by daiglo May 5, 2006

Cryptonerd

One who spends the majority of their time obsessing over cryptocurrency technologies, exchanges and the IoT (internet of things).

One who prefers to hide their identity, making purchases and transactions anonymous, especially in the cryptocurrency realm.

the cryptonerd spent the majority of his evening reading the iota white paper to understand the concept of the tangled method

by Diaspore August 20, 2017

crypto bandito

One who obtains crypto currency to help the poor.

" Crypto Bandito , It begins here my friends!" www.cryptobandito.com

by Crypto Bandito September 2, 2017

CrypticClandestine

A wonderful, sweet girl full of kindness and is very, very pretty. She works at Swirlyz as a Vice President, and she is so very kind, and everyone loves her. If you haven't met her yet, you should, because she's one of the kindest people on the planet. c:

"You're a jerk!"-someone "It's fine! I forgive you!" -CrypticClandestine

by Pokemon_GoYea April 2, 2020

cryptocide

When you buy BTC at the ATH

Yo, did you hear, Kevin died last night!
Holy fuck dude what happened?
Cryptocide.
Daymn bruh thats deep...

by PoET_ November 5, 2020