Cretard

(n). A credit-challenged individual. i.e. Someone unable to secure suitable financing.

Brian is a cretard. He's definitely cretarded. No bank will take him.

by Blue_Genes December 12, 2010

Cretard

A crazy retard

Man, stop acting like a cretard.

by cretard October 23, 2008

Critan

A hugely obese person who likes kids and gets £45 a week for doing fuck all

Wow hes such a critan, what a dickhead

by Olzyybtw November 23, 2021

Critank

When a person(s) cries while defecating and and masturbating.

I was was so upset on holiday I went for a critank in one of the guest bathroom's.

by Dbp26 September 1, 2025

Clitastrophy

A chick with clear vagina infection...

Damn, that cheap hooker had a clear clitastrophy!

by ho ho hower hangers! October 30, 2009

Cratazy

When you get so crazy, you need a new word for it in order to show how epic it was.

YO, I had such a sugar-high last night, it was cratazy!!!!

by Mzzzzzzzzz Cratazy Biotch March 11, 2010

coital clearance

Saying "sexy time is on" w/o using words.

In a bar...
girl : wink! wink!

dude1 : dude! did you see that?!
dude2: damn! thats my coital clearance bro!

by etomack`girl July 27, 2010