craptastication

a simple exclamatory statement
when "crap" just won't suffice

What in craptastication is that mutt doing in my toilet!?!

by orangehatter March 27, 2005

craptastrophe

when you bend over, pick something up that is heavy, and subsequently shit yourself right on the scene.

i bent over, picked up that heavy bar and shat my pants like my name was suzy crapster. what a craptastrophe

by devlin mcstrain February 15, 2009

Craptain Crunch

Taking a very nutty poo.

God damnit Jerry, you took a humongous Craptain Crunch in my new bathtub...

by The poo man September 22, 2010

craptastic

the very opposite of fantastic; something with no redeeming value whatsoever

Getting castrated with a rusty spork is very craptastic.

by Shawn E. April 17, 2003

Crapadoodle

crap,slang for non curse words, i also coincidentally COME UP WITH THIS WORD NOT KNOWING THAT SOMEONE ELSE HAD ALSO THOUGHT IT UP....(ANNOYING) ANYWAYS....CRAPADOODLE!

(CRAPADOODLE)THE DOGS SHIT ON THE CARPET AGAIN!!!

by CrazyCatLady October 9, 2008

Craptacular

A combination of crappy,tacky and spectacular rolled up into one.

Yo that shiznit was craptacular....

by John Taylor January 12, 2004

craptacular

shitty or stupid enough to win a prize.
(also see "craptabulous."

Your 1986 honda is craptacular.

by Jason January 13, 2004