cramps experienced while or after performing a sexual act. It is advised to wait 15 to 30 minutes after eating before engaging in a sexual act to prevent passion cramps.
Jonny experienced passion cramps while running a train on Susie because he didn't wait 15 minutes after eating dinner.
by Annie Raven June 16, 2009
Get the Passion Cramp mug.lips that are stuck out like a duck, usualy from too much dick sucking, causing your lips to cramp and stay frozen in a dick sucking position.
"Damn girl, you'll have to wait till you lose that blowers cramp before you'll be able to whistle again."
by TCW00dy March 17, 2004
Get the blowers cramp mug.a. When someones jaw muscles are sore from giving blowjobs all day long they get cramped up and their mouth hangs open without showing any teeth.
b. When someones mouth is open forming a perfect O, showing little or no teeth.
b. When someones mouth is open forming a perfect O, showing little or no teeth.
Dude, shut your mouth man, you look like you got a blowjob cramp!
Shuttup man, did you just see that girl? she was HOT!!!
yeah, but she saw your mouth open and kept on going didn't she?
Shuttup man, did you just see that girl? she was HOT!!!
yeah, but she saw your mouth open and kept on going didn't she?
by hypo April 17, 2008
Get the blowjob cramp mug.No definition needed, everybody knows someone who is a crampsack...douchebag, idiot etc.
Alternate- Sitting in the back seat of a small two door vehicle and your boxers ride up in your pants...you would have a Crampsack.
Alternate- Sitting in the back seat of a small two door vehicle and your boxers ride up in your pants...you would have a Crampsack.
Wow, I can't believe Jimmy shit himself when he passed out drunk...what a crampsack!
Word created by :
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Zack Adams
Sid Doyle
Word created by :
Gard Deletetsky
Zack Adams
Sid Doyle
by Gard Deletetsky November 16, 2007
Get the Crampsack mug.that cottony little device that females cram up their crotches to stop the bleeding during their period
by liberty November 19, 2004
Get the crammers mug.Crampos are what you get when your grandparents give you way too many cookies. You begin to get this huge painful sensation on your belly and your chest. You start to get crampos after 10-20 cookies depending on how drunk you are. 10 if you are just fancy drunk, 20 if you are hallucinating drunk. If you are passed out you will never get the crampos. Crampos, though related to cramps, are a lot more painful. Grandmas and grandpas, you will never get crampos.
Jimmy: Mommy! Grandmas giving me too many cookies I'm gonna get de crampos!
Mom: Hear drink this gin.
Jimmy: (drinks and cries) Ahhhh! It's too yukky mommy!
Mom: GODAMNIT! (tears up) honey take your suicide pills.
Jimmy: (swallows and then falls) Oh mommy! It's so warm in hell.
Mom: I love you so much baby. DAMN YOU CRAMPOS!
Mom: Hear drink this gin.
Jimmy: (drinks and cries) Ahhhh! It's too yukky mommy!
Mom: GODAMNIT! (tears up) honey take your suicide pills.
Jimmy: (swallows and then falls) Oh mommy! It's so warm in hell.
Mom: I love you so much baby. DAMN YOU CRAMPOS!
by Wonderson April 12, 2007
Get the Crampos mug.When Jim Cramer highly recommends a stock on "mad money" and it goes up significantly the next day.
While much can be attributed to his fine acumen, his popularity can not be factored out of the resulting uptick.
While much can be attributed to his fine acumen, his popularity can not be factored out of the resulting uptick.
I expect to get a "cramer bounce" on my joy global shares tomorrow (joyg) after he touts it on his show tonite...
by gregory trayne May 29, 2008
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