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Dade County Search Warrant

A powerful kick to the chest wherein the recipient of the kick is floored much like the front door of a drug house in South Beach.
Did you see that World Cup final? Nigel de Jong issued a Dade County Search Warrant right to Alonso's chest!
by Fishsticks! July 12, 2010
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Mercer County Lawnchair

Sitting in a wheelbarrow in a reclining position with the handles touching the ground with beer in hand. - or - a sexual position in which the male folds the female into the shape of a closed lawn chairs.
Zach told me he gave her the Mercer County Lawnchair last night.
by Backwoods bastard May 25, 2016
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Mercer County

I went to mercer county for the weekend, but I dont remember it
by Mercerisdrunk August 14, 2017
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Powhatan County

A place where people talk shit, but don’t know how to physically fight, and also teenage girls drop out after they get pregnant in Powhatan
He’s such a pussy he must be from Powhatan County, Virginia

She’s pregnant, omg she’s only 15!
by Trellyian Williamson May 6, 2018
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Cb county

CB county is the most known hood in pompano, known for robbing and as they call it running down, kicking doors, and “flipping my mothers car”.
“Dont cross them tracks thats CB county ”.
by Garry richardson September 21, 2020
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bergen county

bergen county, one of the wealthiest counties in america, full of daddies working in new york city , or better known as the city. we throw the best parties you will ever witness going to diners to end the night is STANDARD, girls decked out in juicy, lacoste, tiffany's,n lily citizens, sevens, luluemon, and solos and hardtail a few years back. im pretty sure that every girl in bergen has ATLEAST 1 coach bag, but that is pushing the minimum ( and of course not even coach, chanel, dior, prada, dooney & bourke, burberry, gucci.....) we go down the shore every summer, but do NOT like to be associated with south jsersey otherwise. we dont say joisey or have big hair, we go play tennis at our dad's country club.. . and old tappan is the BEST town in Bergen County..totally dominating demarest, but we will not get into that right now...sneaking into bourbon street, going to guess whats new, keeping it real in dirty jersey... 201 so much green so much fun!
by jenaveve April 27, 2006
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Bristol County Accent

The 'pre-daaah-mi-NENT' accent in Bristol County Massachusetts, especially stroo-ung in Fall River, Swansea, and, to a lesser degree, in Taunton, Norton, and Attleboro.

A bastard child of Tom Menino's Boston accent and Fran Drescher's Queens (New York City) accent.

To those from other parts of Massachusetts, the Bristol County accent is often mistaken for a Providence Rhode Island accent, with which it is somewhat similar, or even a New York/New Jersey accent.

New Yorkers have been said to mistake Bristol County speakers as being native Long Islanders who have spent most of their adult lives in white, inner-city Boston or 'pahts' of Maine.
My name's Joe Raaaahbinson. I was baaahn and raised in Foe Rivuh (Fall River) but have lived in Daaahchista (Dorchester Boston) fa ovuh faaaahty yeeiz.

Pay-pul from Foe Rivuh spake da Bristol Coun-tay ee-ax-ent (Bristol County Accent), ya no. Dem pay-pul ovuh in Noo Beffid New Bedford sound preddy diff-RENT, ee-nd kinduh ri-taah-did, if yuh aaaahsk may!

Some pay-pul in Daaahchista think I'm a Noo Yaaaahka just be-cooz I say caww-fay. Is that fried, ahhh what?!

Now, Dunk-yays has da best caww-fay, by faaaah. I caaahn't unda-stee-nd them pay-pul who aaaahda caww-fay from Staaah-buckz. Dat second sylla-bowl in Staaaah-buckz is appro-pree-yett, pun intendid.

Faaaaah daaaahliz faah a smoo-ell, paah-din may, shaaaaht, caww-fay. Dat's friggin ri-taaaah-did.

Fa faaaaah daaaahliz, I can put just enough gee-yess in my caaaah to drive from
Daaahchista down to my sistiz in Braaaaahk-tin. Tank gaaaaahd she duz-int live in Naaaahtin aah Addle-bwo aah, even waaaaahs, Swaaaahnzay. Den, the gee-yess wood coo-wust much maaaah!

Laaaahst yeeeuh, my ol' lay-dee and I went down to Flaaaaahrider for some aaah and aaah. It was very haaaaaht down they-uh, so when we went to break-fust, I aaaahsked fa a glee-ass of aaaaahrange joes. Dey make the best aaaaahrangez in Flaaaaahrider; dem Cal-ee-faaahn-yenz should stick to wine aah sumptum!

My ol' lay-dee, a Foe Rivuh gull tru ee-nd tru, aaaahsked fa a cup of tay ee-nd tha wait-RESS looked at huh like she was speaking Choy-nase aw sumptum. So my ol' lay-dee says to huh again, "cup of tay, plays." She finally gaaaht whut she aaaahdid!

Now, I gaaahta open anutha cee-an of Milliz and smoke anutha Pall Moo-al. Heee-ave yawself a nice day!
by A friend of Joe Raaaahbinson October 4, 2008
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