by Vin Rhinocelot January 15, 2010
Get the contemplaying mug.When two men stand in front of each other, face to face, with their two erect penises almost touching. Their Jap's eyes are alligned so they are staring directly at each other. Once in the right position the men start masturbating their own penis until one of them ejaculates. The first one to ejaculate into the other ones Jap's eye wins the contest.
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One who is contemplating to masturbate, but questioning why or why not during such session. Or One who is making a serious or life changing decision while masturbating.
Wife - "Honey did you decide whether or not the baby is a good idea"
Husband - "Well, after a few hours of contembating, I have made this life changing serious decision."
Husband - "Well, after a few hours of contembating, I have made this life changing serious decision."
by Corey The Frack April 13, 2010
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The act of ejaculating upon the bald head of a female with cancer, after she removes her wig and informs you that she has no hair. The encounter is rarely pleasant, as the male assumes he is set to fornicate with a female having a normal appearing, hair-laden head. Traditionally, the female, expecting that the foreplay will turn into intercourse, will remove her wig and ask the male if he would still like to have sex with her. The male, quite perturbed yet not wishing to hurt her feelings, agrees to allow her to perform felacio upon him, and will then subsequently ejaculate upon her bald head, creating the Conehead Sundae.
The act of ejaculating upon the bald head of a female with cancer, after she removes her wig and informs you that she has no hair. The encounter is rarely pleasant, as the male assumes he is set to fornicate with a female having a normal appearing, hair-laden head. Traditionally, the female, expecting that the foreplay will turn into intercourse, will remove her wig and ask the male if he would still like to have sex with her. The male, quite perturbed yet not wishing to hurt her feelings, agrees to allow her to perform felacio upon him, and will then subsequently ejaculate upon her bald head, creating the Conehead Sundae.
Edgar: "Hey Mike, did you end up fucking that blonde chick you went home with last night?"
Mike: "Hells no. Just as we were about to fuck, she told me she had cancer and took off her wig. I told her to suck my dick and I made her a conehead sundae."
Mike: "Hells no. Just as we were about to fuck, she told me she had cancer and took off her wig. I told her to suck my dick and I made her a conehead sundae."
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Get the Urban contest mug.Noun: The passionless crime of neglecting one's vagina. The result is an unkept, fetid, malodorous vagina that is surrounded by tangled mange, often dotted with open oozing sores, and in serious need of douching.
Keyless "That escort had one of the most putrid and polluted pussies I've ever been in the same room with."
Josh "It looked like a scruffy sheep dog mutt trying to stick it's slobbering tongue out. It smelled like Phil Margera's briefs after a 5k in a hot suit, 2 sharts, and a month spent in an abortion clinic's medical waste container that has been sitting out in the 115 degree heat index."
Keyless "If that doesn't constitute a Contempt of Cunt charge, then I don't know what the hell does."
Josh "It looked like a scruffy sheep dog mutt trying to stick it's slobbering tongue out. It smelled like Phil Margera's briefs after a 5k in a hot suit, 2 sharts, and a month spent in an abortion clinic's medical waste container that has been sitting out in the 115 degree heat index."
Keyless "If that doesn't constitute a Contempt of Cunt charge, then I don't know what the hell does."
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