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I would ask how she died inspector, but I can see by the color of the walls that it was Constipanious Combustion again. That's the third one this week.
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The hard working taxpayer was offended when his neighbor asked him if he was a lawyer, and he responded, “No, I am a Constitutioner!”
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Tiffany and I had a nice Greenwich Constitutional situation going until her husband got indicted for insider trading and was sentenced to house arrest.
Tiffany and I had a nice Greenwich Constitutional situation going until her husband got indicted for insider trading and was sentenced to house arrest.
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