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Computer Mode

The condition that arises when one spends a great amount of time working behind a computer such that communication with a human is a challenge and often degraded. The condition can be identified by one's inability to answer simple questions such as "Want to go to lunch?" or "What are your plans for the weekend?" A typical reply would start with "Umm" followed by a stuttering and slurring of words resulting in a lack of ability to carry a conversation with a human.
Colleague: "What are your plans for the weekend."

The Reply: "Umm, yeah. The weekend? Yeah. What about it? Is that tomorrow?"

Colleague (still hasn't given up on the conversation): "Have anything fun planned?"

The Reply: "Uhhh -for what?"

Colleague: "Man, you're stuck in computer mode."
by A-No. July 17, 2010
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vaginal computer

when FABWAMBA men go on the computer to look at female vaginal areas.

OR

A robots vagina.
roy: I saw some great vaginal computers last night!

max: Wow d00d yous a fag!
by reptar! February 29, 2008
mugGet the vaginal computermug.

Computer Scientist

Company: We need someone to help us solve this very hard problem.
Computer Scientist: That will be 100.000$ thank you.
by The Computer Scientist May 12, 2022
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computer face

The way your face looks over the computer, as in, when skyping someone.
Hey, Tim, are you ashamed of your computer face? Is that why you won't Google Hangout with me?
by kat_gryffindor March 16, 2014
mugGet the computer facemug.

Computer programmer

A job that will be useless when the end of the world is coming.
Ok we need to group together.. we have a nurse ,a farmer ,a weapons expert and 2 survivalists.. ... and what can you do sir ?? Iam computer programmer...I can help you install windows 98 and help you with slow download speeds. ... all break out in laughter as they leave him behind for the aliens .
by Upyerkilt333 January 30, 2022
mugGet the Computer programmermug.

computer-off

man i just computer-off and my i cummed all over my moniter
by justinaimers June 23, 2008
mugGet the computer-offmug.

intro to computers

An entry level collage class to becoming a computer tech. learn how to use the mouse, and Microsoft word. if your here, you dont need this class.
guy1: My grandpa cant use a mouse,

guy2: Hey, mabie he should take Intro to computers
by ph1rmw4r3 September 12, 2012
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