Computer Scientist

A philosopher who is able to make money.

Company: We need someone to help us solve this very hard problem.
Computer Scientist: That will be 100.000$ thank you.

by The Computer Scientist May 12, 2022

Computer programmer

A job that will be useless when the end of the world is coming.

Ok we need to group together.. we have a nurse ,a farmer ,a weapons expert and 2 survivalists.. ... and what can you do sir ?? Iam computer programmer...I can help you install windows 98 and help you with slow download speeds. ... all break out in laughter as they leave him behind for the aliens .

by Upyerkilt333 January 30, 2022

History of the computer

I don't know shouldn't you be searching it in wikipedia or something rather than wasting your time here

Assigment:
Find the History of the computer

by ramdom shit you should stop se August 11, 2018

computer-off

to jack off with computer porn

man i just computer-off and my i cummed all over my moniter

by justinaimers June 24, 2008

Watching Computer

To watch videos, clips, news, podcasts, virals, or shows on your computer instead of a television.

"I'm busy watching computer, the new Family Guy came out!"

I use Hulu, fancast, and itunes to watch computer.

I don't watch TV, i watch PC!

by Ju_C December 20, 2009

Potato Computer

Potato computer is a term used for a weak computer that cant take much

be prepared for lag so just don't have a Potato computer

by ZanetheBane April 13, 2021

computer neuter

One who continually submits entries to Urban Dictionary to the exclusion of everything else in life.

``Hey, Bud, don't you ever come up for air? You're a real computer neuter.''

by tirtle March 01, 2017